Wow….just WOW is all I can say! I’ve come across my fare share of business opportunities that I’ve though about in the past but I have never EVER been so dumbfounded in my life. In fact there are so many thoughts running through my mind as I type this article that I’m having issues trying to come up with coherent sentences so be forewarned.
It’s no secret that water is good for you. It varies but it’s most common that the amount of water a person should drink equates to a half gallon a day. I was on a business opportunity site when I came across an advertisement for liquid gold aka WATER. Make money with water? Seriously? I just had to get further information as to how I could possibly make a six figure income within a year with WATER. I entered my contact information and went about my day for approximately an hour. That’s when my day took a turn. The Kangen Water Representative shall remain nameless as I really can’t remember his name and am too lazy to log into my email account but for once in my life I was left speechless. I could not believe that a person could be so passionate about something that sounded so ridiculous.
Long story short….make a six figure income by selling a $4,000 water ionizer? You have got to be kidding me! I’m not a doctor nor a scientist but I’ve never even heard of a water ionizer. When I stated this to said sales representative I was told “That’s because less than 2% of the U.S. population even know about this. Imagine being given the opportunity to get in on the ground floor with the microwave! And this is GOOD FOR YOU!” I could care less about my bodies PH levels but what I do know to be FACT is that there is no as is NONE scientific evidence as to the health benefits of ionized water. Why in the heck would a person pay $4,000 and than try to screw other people into paying $4,000?
I don’t know about you but other than my trip to Mexico during spring break over 18 years ago I have never become sick from drinking water. No I’m not dumb enough to drink water from the tap in Mexico but I was dumb enough at the time to realize that ice cubes served in mixed drinks was actually frozen tap water.
The Kangen Water business opportunity is nothing more than yet another ridiculous MLM business opportunity. Buy the Kangen Water ionizer for $4,000 and you can make a whopping $285 if you can talk another person into buying a $4,000 water ionizer. The more you sell the higher your commission gets until you get to the point where you can make over $2,000 a sale. Best of all you can finance your new business for as little as $30 a month and recoup your entire investment within 60 days!
I know for a fact that I can make a killing with the Kangen Water business opportunity. The sad fact is that most people are dumb and dumb people will believe that a $4,000 “investment” will make them a six figure income within a year. I can spew non scientific “facts” to dumb people and convince dumb people that if they don’t have $30 a month to invest into a business that they should not be looking into getting into business. I can convince dumb people that giving away ionized water to dumb people will lead to riches.
Unfortunately for me I cannot do the above. I have a conscious and as much as I hate my soul sucking, white hair giving, ridiculous hours, no personal life, hope my wife doesn’t divorce me, take 17% of my pay check for child support job at least when I lay my head down on my pillow I can sleep knowing that I am living an honest life.
However, if you’re a fan of non scientific “facts”, believe that there is such a thing as a machine that can change the molecular structure of water for the better, that can lead a person into a healthier life by simply drinking ionized water at a cost of $4,000, have no conscious, than the Kangen Water business opportunity may be just the thing for you.