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There are many things in life that I don’t care for but there is one thing that especially gets my blood to boil more often than not. That one thing? BANDWAGON FANS!

So why do people such as my self hate bandwagon fans? First and foremost the word fan is actually short for fanatic as is an extreme enthusiasm for our sports but more importantly our sports teams. We true sports fans live and die with every pitch, every swing of the bat, every jump shot, free throw and every open field pass for our respective teams. I wish I could put the actual feeling I felt in 1996 into words that I felt when the team that I rooted for as a child, into my teenage years and the team that I continue to root for finally brought home the hardware. That team, believe it or not, is the New York Yankees.

I Hate Bandwagon Fans because……….

Sure that Yankees are probably the most hated sports team in America but that is MY TEAM. There actually was a time when the city of New York was a Mets town. The World Series in 1986 and a team loaded with talent as in Dwight Gooden, Darryl Strawberry, Keith Hernandez and the rest. Growing up it seemed everyone was a Mets fan except for me. Then it happened and the Yankees became good. First place in 1994 and than the baseball strike. The first American League wild card winner and a heartbreaking 3 games to 2 series loss to the Seattle Mariners after being up 2 games to 0. Than it happened. The Yankees went all the way to the World Series against the Atlanta Braves only to find themselves down 2 games to 0 and heading to Atlanta for 3 straight. To this day I’m kicking myself for not getting tickets to game 6 as my friend in college suggested as we ate lunch before class. I could have been in attendance to watch what I thought would never happen. CHAMPIONS OF BASEBALL and World Series winners for the next 3 out of 4 World Series with another coming in 2009. Of course what pissed me off is what seemed liked a never ending battle against bandwagon fans. No longer could I show up on game day to get a tickets as I had been accustomed to for the previous 10 years. Damn bandwagon fans!

I Hate Bandwagon fans because……

I made a lifelong friend in college who was born and raised in the Bronx. His football team…the Seattle Seahawks. Yes an actual living breathing true Seattle Seahawks fan from New York City. Seriously who in the hell wears a #96 Cortez Kennedy jersey every Sunday during the NFL season? HE DID and I was happy for him when his Seattle Seahawks finally won the Super Bowl. Of course he had to deal with all the bandwagon Seattle Seahawks fans who claimed the team as their own who of course had no idea as to who the quarterback was prior to Russel Wilson being drafted.

I Hate Bandwagon fans because……

So why this random post about bandwagon fans here in February of 2015. This may sound a bit crazy but it’s because of the New York Knicks. Yes the current worst team and cellar dwelling 10-43 New York Knicks. The New York Knicks are in the midst of having the worst season in franchise history. That’s right the 2014-2015 have set a new mark of being terrible but they are my team and there is nothing but up from here on out. That’s right Carmelo Anthony is shutting it down and will finally get knee surgery which means that even if the Knicks can somehow win another 10 games we should be assured a top 5 pick in this years NBA draft. One superstar player, one lottery pick and about $36 million in cap space for next season if not more if the Knicks can rid themselves of Jose Calderon. Better yet is even if the eat all their cap space for next season, the following season the cap space should increase by at least $20 million as the new CBA will be put into place meaning the Knicks are in prime position to go from worst to contender in only two seasons. When that happens the bandwagon fan will once again drive me insane. “I was always a Knicks fan.” “I’ve always liked the Knicks but really didn’t start watching them like I do now until this year.” and blah blah blah.

People such as myself hate bandwagon fans as they don’t have a vested interest in our respective teams. They simply jump on board while the getting is good and jump off to the next team when our team is heading the wrong way. Simply put I HATE BANDWAGON FANS!

This may not be the popular position but I’ve never given a rat’s ass about holding a popular position. The bottom line is that I feel that Ray Rice is getting screwed. That’s right getting screwed in the ass with no lube.

After TMZ came up with the video of Ray Rice’s left handed punch that knocked out his than fiance, now wife, Janay Palmer, Rice is now indefinitely suspended by the NFL and has had his contract terminated by the Baltimore Ravens. It’s no secret that Roger Goodell took a public relations lashing for initially suspending Rice for 2 games which led to the policy change in a harsher penalty after the fact of 6 games with no pay for the 1st offense and a lifetime ban for a second offense but what in the fuck has changed in the facts of the Ray Rice domestic violence case other than the fucking video? Absolutely nothing!

Let me be clear….I was disturbed by the video but I never thought that Janay Parker wound up unconscious in an elevator and dragged into the lobby from a slap. Anyone, including Roger Goodell, knew full well what Ray Rice did in that fucking elevator for Parker to wind up the way she did. In fact, Rice fucking fully admitted to what he did not only to Roger Goodell but in a fucking court of law.

By all accounts Ray Rice seems to be a good guy who made a retarded and life altering decision when he knocked the ever living hell out of his woman. The facts are that they were both drinking, both being physical with each other prior to entering the elevator and Parker spit in Rice’s face prior to the punch. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not blaming Janay Parker for what happened. In my humble opinion, punching a woman for any reason is shit but when alcohol comes into play people tend to do things they would not normally do. Ray Rice fucking snapped. Again I’m not saying that what he did was right but the dude fucking snapped. I don’t agree with what he did but I can see how a person can snap, especially when booze and adrenaline are involved.

James McClain, the Atlantic County Prosecutor, agreed to let Rice enter a Pre-Trial Intervention program way back in May. If Rice completes the program and complies with other terms, the charges will be dropped as in no fucking conviction.

Why is this important? Defensive end Greg Hardy of the Carolina Panthers was fucking convicted on two misdemeanor counts!!! FUCKING GUILTY yet Greg Hardy played football last week as he’s appealing the decision. So fucking what?! Just because Hardy is appealing and has not been sentenced does not changed the fact that he was CONVICTED. At minimum Hardy should be sitting out until week 7 as dictated by the NFL’s domestic violence policy. So why the double standard? If Hardy’s appeal is unsuccessful he should also have his contract terminated and suspended indefinitely by the NFL meaning that the NFL policy is to not adhere to their own fucking policy!!

The Baltimore Ravens originally stated that Ray Rice was part of the Raven family and that they would stand by him. Ray Rice than had his contract terminated as in bye bye $40 million fucking dollars. Rutgers has removed Rice from their video highlight package prior to games. EA Sports is removing Rice from their video game. Nike has terminated their relationship with Rice. All the result of one stupid fucking decision. Losing 6 games checks and his endorsement deal is punishment enough but to take away his contract is way harsh.

One thing that I must get the fuck out of my system and that thing is a big FUCK YOU to TMZ! Janay Palmer now has to fucking relive an ugly situation yet again thanks to the unwavering need for ratings. No one, including myself, knows what goes on behind closed doors. Palmer married Rice after the incident and from what I have heard they have been attending counseling and are attempting to move forward in their relationship. Now Parker has to be victimized yet again for fucking ratings!

JPR Instagram As you can read Janay Rice is standing by her husband. One thing that really pisses me off is that so called domestic violence experts are assuming that since Parker was a victim of domestic violence that her standing by her husband is a tell tale sign that she is living with abuse as in an abusive relationship with an abusive partner. What seems to be lost is that perhaps this actually was a one time fucking event! Granted a reprehensible event but an event that could very well have been ONE FUCKING TIME!

Way back in 2000, Broncos wide receiver Rod Smith was convicted in a domestic violence case. He was never suspended but was fined $25,000 and represented one of the 85 arrests involving domestic violence charges since the year 2000. I guess that the NFL is now the moral compass of the USA even though they didn’t give a fucking rats ass about any of this shit last year.

Regardless of how reprehensible Ray Rice’s actions were he is now the official poster boy for domestic violence and is somehow being held to a different standard. I guess that being told what happened and seeing it happen deserves a harsher punishment than the NFL policy warrants. Perhaps Roger Goodell should change the policy to “Indefinite suspension and termination of contract if additional video footage is found thus voiding the punishment levied prior to the additional video evidence surfacing even though it can be concluded from the initial video evidence and admittance by the player to said offense that what is shown in the additional video footage is indeed what occurred.” To sum it all up Ray Rice is getting screwed!

People who have killed and sometimes murdered others are given a second chance after their respective punishments. Animal abusers are given second chances. A young man of 27 years of age deserves a second chance to resume the career that he has worked his fucking ass of for at some point in the near future. When this happens, and it will happen, there will of course be people who will always see him as a girl friend/wife beating asshole who shit rot in hell but than again stupidity is indeed contagious.

Remember those “Bo Knows” Nike commercials from back in the day? If you do great and if you don’t Google it. Nevertheless if there is anything that KnowItAll knows it’s BASEBALL!

Perhaps I have lost my mind or perhaps it’s the liquid lunch that I consumed earlier today. Either way I have reached out to the owner of BestMLBSystem.com and have inquired about purchasing the domain name with the intent of creaiting my very own reasonably priced baseball handicapping tout service.

I have been watching Money Talks on CNBC and wrote a review on the supposed “Best MLB Betting System” which I have been paper playing and can certify is absolute SHIT! However, I have become inspired and after all how hard can this fucking be anyway?!

Introducing the StupidityIsContagious.com Baseball Underdog Handicapping Service. I have no intention of ruining my mess of a blog by posting daily picks but I will create a new category and ONE (1) post where I will update my baseball underdog baseball gambling picks.

It may be a bit overdue but here is my Michael Sam rant! Now, if you’re looking for a homophobic Michael Sam rant you won’t find it here but nonetheless this post is damn sure going to be a rant about Michael Sam.

I can give a rats ass that Michael Sam is gay or if any other collegiate or professional athlete in any sport is fucking gay. However, where I draw the line is being subjected to watching a dude kiss another fucking dude on national fucking television!

“Oh, but wait a minute KnowItAll! I thought you weren’t homophobic?!” I’m not but it doesn’t change the fact that I have no desire to watch two men kiss. If I wanted to I could easily find it online but it’s a different story when I have a house full of relatives and kids watching television in my house and have to be subjected to watching Michael Sam lock lips with his boyfriend Vito Cammisano!

I really don’t get why Michael Sam announcing that he is gay is such a big fucking deal to begin with. He’s is not champion of a cause nor is he the modern day Jackie Robinson. He told his Missouri teammates he was gay before the season started! Supposedly, no one on the fucking team gave a rats ass.

Michael Sam being the first openly gay football player to be drafted into the NFL is a big deal for what fucking reason? If there was a college football player who became the first football player to be open about the fact that he enjoys to lick his girlfriends asshole would the headlines be “First time an admitted ass licker to enter the NFL draft.”? When that player was drafted should we expect that ESPN would have had a camera on him while he stuck tongue inside girlfriends ass!?

Seriously, a fucking press conference for a player drafted in the 7th round, 249th overall only because he’s gay? What kind of fucking double standard is that? Is it about being gay is no one’s business or that being gay should be screamed from the rooftops although it’s non one’s business? Is it that Michael Sam should be celebrated or treated differently? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?

Sam-Jersey1 What makes me irate is the Michael Sam’s draft stock plummeted after the NFL combine yet there were mindless assholes attributing that to the fact that Michael Sam is gay not that he had a poor showing at the combine! STAND WITH FUCKING SAM AND BUY HIS #10 JERSEY TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!!! Support for fucking what? That he enjoys the sexual companionship of a man over a woman? When in the fuck has a dude who was drafted in the 7th round ever had a jersey put up for sale? How about fucking NEVER!!

There are always going to be people who simply do not condone homosexuality. Michael Sam coming out and stating that he is gay and being drafted into the NFL is not going to change a fucking thing nor should it. People who don’t have a problem with homosexuals still won’t and people that do still will as it’s common fucking sense. In fact it brings back memories of Tim Hardaway stating that would have had a problem with having a gay teammate when John Amaechi stated he was gay. Tim Hardaway was called all types of shit and for what? For being fucking honest?!

As a hetrosecual I fucking love watching two hot chicks swapping spit. There are people in the world that find it repulsive. Know what? That’s their prerogative as it is mine to find the below repulsive!

michael sam kiss

If Michael Sam doesn’t make the Rams it’s going to be because he’s gay. If Michael Sam makes the Rams does it meant that he made the Rams even though he’s gay? I wouldn’t think so but that’s exactly what the media spin is going to be before the start of the 2014-2015 NFL season. The dude doesn’t have a handicap! The dude simply enjoys having his dick sucked by another dude!! SO FUCKING WHAT?!

Jason Collins is the first openly gay NBA player who is actually playing. Michael Sam is the first openly gay football drafted into the NFL. Does this mean we have the pleasure of watching hours upon hours of bullshit when the first openly gay baseball and hockey player come forward? It’s not like something like this has ever happened before. Oh wait a fucking minute it HAS FUCKING HAPPENED. If you are reading this and have no clue what the hell I’m talking about Google Martina Navratilova! FML!!

New Yankee Stadium It is now going on 5 years since the New Yankee Stadium opened it’s doors as the “House that George built.” As much as I’ve tried to like the new stadium I just can’t. Perhaps it’s due to my sentimental feelings towards the “House that Ruth built” but as a lifelong fan of the New York Yankees it goes beyond that. As much as I dislike the following statement I’m going to make it anyway. “I HATE THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM!”

Here’s just a few of the reasons why I hate the New Yankee Stadium.

1. Ticket prices! I can give a rats ass about Hal Steinbrenner stating over and over again the most of the seats in the stadium are at or around $50. That’s not the point. At the Old Yankee Stadium my $50 packed more of a wallop as in getting my broke ass closer to the damn field. Nothing like paying $50 to sit with an obstructed view! When the New Yankee Stadium opened in 2009 I sat in field level seats in right field. Of course you can’t see anything hit to center field or left center but at least you can watch the action unfold on a fucking television!

2. Price of Luxury Suites! For my 30th birthday, my wife purchased a private suite on the 3rd base/left field side of the Old Yankee Stadium and threw my an awesome surprise party that I will never forget. I had the time of my life. When I found out she paid $3,000 for the suite I was torn between hugging her for throwing me a surprise party in my own suite as it’s something I never thought I would ever get to watch a Yankees game from my own suite or choking her for spending such an insane amount of money for a damn baseball game. Fuck, that was a bargain. A comparable suite at the New Yankee Stadium now carries a cost of $7,000!

3. The Mohegan Sun Sports Bar in Center Field! Why in the hell does a baseball stadium in New York City need a sports bar inside of the fucking baseball stadium?! If I wanted to watch a game from a sports bar I can go to one of hundreds of sports bars located in New York City. What makes it so much more outrageous is that you have to pay in order to watch a game from the sports bar located inside New Yankee stadium as in a fucking cover charge. Best of all, the charge only covers the cost to enter the sports bar and does not entitle you to enter the fucking stadium!

4. THE ATMOSPHERE SUCKS BALLS! Don’t take my word for it, take it from “The Sandman” himself who stated “It doesn’t hold noise, or home-team fervor, anywhere near the way the old place did. The old Stadium was our 10th man — a loud and frenzied cauldron of pinstriped passion, with a lot of lifers in the stands. Maybe I’m wrong, but it’s hard to see that the new place can ever quite duplicate that.”

Want to know why the atmosphere of the New Yankee Stadium sucks? It wasn’t built for us die hard and true Yankees fans. It was built to cater to corporate suites who instead of going to a Yankees game to watch a fucking Yankees game use it’s overpriced seats and luxury suites to wine and dine clients! New York is expensive enough. Who the fuck has enough money to pay over $2,000 to sit behind home plate? Not many as witnessed by all the empty fucking seats that can be seen on each and every Yankees broadcast. Us real fans have been relegated to sitting far and away from the field of play and instead have no other choice than to sit with the pigeons. Die hard fans who used to be able to afford sitting close to the action have been replaced by corporate douchebags and the “well to due” who are polite and choose to use golf claps to celebrate an exciting play rather than jump up out of their seats and scream out “GREAT FUCKING PLAY!!!” Gone are the clever chants used to get under the skin of the opposing teams best players. Now we have a museum, a steak house, sports bars and the Hard Rock Cafe!

How did the New York Yankees get this so wrong?! If we Yankee fans want to eat steaks we would go to Ruth Chris or Peter Lugers! If we Yankees fans want to go to a baseball museum we would go to Cooperstown. If we Yankees fans wanted to go to a Hard Rock Cafe we would go to Times Square. What made the Old Stadium so great was that it was an actual fucking baseball stadium full of history and unforgettable moments.

Yes, the Yankees won a World Series in 2009, the very first year of the New Yankee Stadium but it just isn’t the same. In fact I didn’t attend a Yankees game last year. I attended a Yankees game every fucking year since I was 5 years old! It was a summertime tradition to at least attend a few games each year. The new tradition is that I no longer go to Yankees games.

Here was the clincher for me. My wife is simply not a sports fan. For the entire time we dated and well into years of marriage I could never get her to go to a Yankees game. That was until my son was born and as such I had the duty to instill the love of the New York Yankees in him the same way that my father had done. I guilted her into going by saying “How could you miss his first baseball game?” She relented and we all made the trek to the Bronx to the New Yankee Stadium. Around the 3rd inning my wife turned to me and said “I thought you said this place was insane, that people lose their minds during the game and that fans are relentlessly chanting and are loud as hell.” I turned to her and simply stated “This is not Yankee Stadium.”

So there you have it as the above are reasons why I hate the New Yankee Stadium. In fact FUCK NEW YANKEE STADIUM or as it’s now called Yankee Stadium!!

Before watching this make sure not to be drinking anything as you may spit everything out of your mouth and ruin your computer!


Fuck James Dolan! I Hate You're Fucking Guts!!What do you get when you combine nepotism and ineptitude? You get James Dolan, Chairman of Madison Square Garden and supervisor of day to day operations of my beloved New York Knicks. Yes, I know that Dolan is in charge of teams not named the Knicks but since I can give a rats ass about any of those other teams, this rant will be reserved for James Dolan with regard to his torturous running of the team that plays in the worlds most famous arena.

I’ll begin with nepotism. Granted there are probably thousands of people who hold great positions in life not because of their ability but because of who their mommy and daddy is. One could argue that mommy and daddy worked hard in life and simply want to pass on their hard work and the fortune earned on to their offspring. I really can’t argue with that as I would do the same thing for my kid but it’s a damn shame when a mommy or daddy work that hard to build a foundation and have offspring that are simply incapable. So how does this correlate to one James Dolan?

James Dolan was a finally communications major at SUNY New Paltz after bouncing around a few colleges. After graduating he went to work for daddy, Chuck, at Cablevision in various capacities, went to rehab and was named CEO of Cablevision in 1995. He was ever the business genius that he purchased the Wiz electronics store which went on to post over $200,000,000 in losses before it was finally liquidated as in bankrupt.

Fast forward to 1999 and Jimmy was now in charge of the New York Knicks and again a few other teams that I don’t give a rats ass about. Of course the Knicks went to the finals that year after a strike shortened season and went on to lose to the San Antonio Spurs in 5 games. The following year the Knicks lost to the Pacers in the Easter Conference Finals and a year after that lost to the Raptors in the 1st fucking round. What followed was 9 straight losing seasons with 1 playoff appearance where the Knicks posted a record during that time of 279 wins and 459 losses. With that being said let’s look at some of Jimmy Dolan’s brilliance in running the New York Knicks…..

Allan Houston gets a max fucking contract of 6 years and $100,000,000 although no other team made an over higher than $75,000,000!
The hiring and ever lasting loyalty to the basketball team management guru that is Isiah Thomas who gave out idiotic contracts like they were candy!!
Hiring Larry Brown for 5 years and $50,000,000 only to fire Brown after one season after hiring and giving 2 extensions to previous coaches such as Don Chany!!!
After firing Brown he makes Isiah Thomas head coach, gives the guy a fucking contract extension because the Knicks were in the playoff hunt only to fire Thomas after the Knicks crash and burn missing the playoffs!!!!
Getting sued for sexual harassment!!!!!

For a guy who doesn’t know shit about basketball he sure acts like he does which even makes him more of a fucking asshole. He hires Donnie Walsh to get the Knicks out of the fucking cap hell that the Isiah years created only to fucking sabotage it all but going over Donnie’s head on the Melo trade. Sure Donnie could be questioned for Giving Amare “The Allan Houston Deal” but I don’t think for a fucking second that this was Donnies doing to begin with. Donnie was negotiating with the Nuggets and Jimmy, scared to death, that the Nuggets would deal Melo to the Nets gave away the fucking team and draft picks to boot.

Andrea Bargnani was going to fucking get amnestied by the Raptors but instead the Knicks give up 3 players and 3 FUCKING DRAFT PICKS one of which was a FUCKING 1ST ROUND PICK! Of course, after a 54 win season Jimmy decides it’s a fantastic idea to tell Mike Woodson that he expects a championship this season? Worked great to the tune of a 14 games under .500 season of this post.

Now the Knicks run the risk of losing Carmelo Anthony, the guy who Jimmy the blew up the team for!!!! Carmelo in his entire fucking career has never played on a sub .500 team or missed the playoffs. HE WILL THIS FUCKING SEASON!!! Want to know why? IT’S BECAUSE JAMES DOLAN IS A FUCKING IDIOT so I say FUCK YOU JAMES DOLAN!!!!!

Your idiotic running of the New York Knicks is a disgrace to the NBA! – Fuck you James Dolan!
You are incapable of realizing that you cannot run 1 professional sports team yet run 4! – Fuck you James Dolan!
You’ve taken a historic basketball team in the largest market and made it into the laughingstock of the NBA! – Fuck you James Dolan!
I can go on and on but I’ll state once again – FUCK YOU JAMES DOLAN!!!

For those of you who would like to be assholes and leave a wise comment of “Stop being a Knicks fan if you hate Dolan that much.” STFU and here’s why. I am a true sports fan. I stick with my teams through thick and thin. I’m not fake sports fan like half of the Miami Heat fan base that all of a sudden appeared when LeDouche signed on!!! With that being said I will always be a Knicks fan!!!!

The Knicks are poised to be in a great position after next season regardless of whether or not Melo decides to resign. Deep down inside I know that somehow James Dolan will fuck it all up. James Dolan I hate your fucking guts and hold out hope that someday you will realize that you’re a douche and have no business in running a pro sports franchise. However, I know that you won’t so I say for the final time FUCK YOU JAME DOLAN!!!!!!!

dolphOk, the secret is out. I love the WWE. When I was a kid my best friend and I would go to the local video store and watch hours upon hours of WWF wrestling tapes. I tuned out for a while, started watching when Rocky Maivia became the Rock and tuned out again until my kid starting watching a few years ago.

One thing that is driving me absolutely crazy about the WWE these days is that Dolph Ziggler is nothing more than a jobber. As far as I’m concerned the gimmick that was going with Ziggler, AJ Lee and Big E. Langston was great, reminded me a bit of the begging of Degeneration X with Michaels, Triple H and Chyna.

This was a guy who won Money in the Bank and cashed it in against Alberto Del Rio for the WWE Heavyweight Championship. The pop that Ziggler received when his music hit and the pop he received when he hit Del Rio with the Zig Zag was the loudest I’ve heard a WWE crowd in a long time. Ziggler gets the pop of the year, becomes the WWE Heavyweight Champion only to lose it back to Del Rio at the very next pay per view?

Since that time Ziggler has been getting whooped in the ring by guys like Del Rio and Big E. Langston. Around a month ago Ziggler had a match against then WWE Intercontinental Champion Curtis Axel. At the start of the match I thought that at minimum WWE had learned from the error of their ways and were about to allow Ziggler to embark and a long Intercontinental reign. I was wrong as Axel beat Ziggler straight up! The very next week Big E. Langston destroys Axel to become the new WWE Intercontinental Champion!?

So what we have here in the WWE in the case of Dolph Ziggler is one of the most talented wrestlers on the roster being used as a whooping boy for less talented wrestlers on the roster! Sure, the guy speaks his mind and says things during non WWE interviews that he probably shouldn’t say but how he loses week after week when the WWE Universe is 100% behind him and invested boggles my mind.

Why won’t the WWE blow this guy up? Ziggler has more than paid his dues in the ring, is one of the most athletic performers on the roster, is the best seller in the ring and has a great gimmick yet he’s being booked on bullshit WWE shows and has fallen so low on the card that he had a pre-match to one of the last pay per views! Is the WWE punishing him for being honest?

WTF? Randy Orton gets suspended twice, once for failing a drug test and once for steroids yet he’s had 2 WWE Championship reigns in the last few months. John Cena loses the WWE title to Daniel Bryan, goes out with an injury, wins the WWE Heavyweight Championship in his very first match back and is now having a match against Orton to unify the title? Yeah I get it, the WWE is about making money but how does a guy like Ziggler prove that he can sell merchandise and put ass in the seats if he isn’t given an opportunity to show what he can do. Sorry, a month as WWE Heavyweight Champion wasn’t going to accomplish the mission.

Ziggler at 33 years of age is not getting any younger. Maybe he needs a gimmick change? Maybe he needs a CM Punk moment where he’s allowed to grab the microphone and air his frustrations. Either way the WWE Universe wants Ziggler to stop being used as a jobber and for him to become one of the top level talents on the roster. Why won’t the WWE give us what we want?

As a die hard Yankees fan I tried to take the high road when Cano bolted for Seattle for 10 years and $240,000,000. However, after watching his interview on ESPN where he says he was disrespected by the Yankees offer of 7 years for $175,000,000 I had no other thought than FUCK YOU ROBISON CANO!

Listen up asshole! You made $15,000,000 last year yet you only pay $600 a month in child support yet have the nerve to talk about respect! You could have become the face of the franchise and the next Yankees legend but now you’ll forever be known as a greedy, money hungry asshole who took a payday over a possible place in history as one of the Yankees best players of all time. You won’t have your number retired and you’re career is going to go to shit in Seattle.

There’s a big difference between hitting between Jeter and Tex and whoever the fuck you’ll be hitting between in the Yellowstone like dimensions of Safeco Field. You’re contract will go down as one of the worst in baseball history and will hopefully put an end to these fucking ridiculous contracts that are being handed out like candy.

You would have been overpaid with the Yankees to begin with! You’re not a $25,000,000 a year player yet that’s what the Yankees were willing to pay you yet you felt disrespected and have the balls to say they didn’t try hard enough to keep you? You are out of your fucking mind. Fuck you’re 9 year average is .309 24 97 yet the Yankees offer of $25 million for the next 7 years is a sign of disrespect? Fuck you!!

I can’t wait until you take you stupid fucking ass into the Bronx in April. I don’t want to see a fucking tear in your eyes or a frown on your traitor face either. You’re going to have 54,000 plus Yankees fans boo the ever living fuck out of you and you will deserve every waking moment of it. We put up with your non hustling ass for 9 years and lived with your shitty post season performances because you were a homegrown Yankee and one of our own. At least you can enjoy your money in Seattle when Mariners fan turn on your ass for the 15 homes and 80 rbi’s you’re going to give them next year.

While I’m at it, FUCK YOU JAY Z! You make a Yankees hat more famous than a Yankee can?!!! No you don’t and you can’t you ignorant fuck. You’re supposed to be a Yankees fan yet demanded a 10 year $300,000,000 deal from the Yankees and then lower your asking price to 10 years $250,000,000. Your the asshole who orchestrated this fiasco and Cano fucked himself as soon as he fired Boras for your dumb ass. A smart agent, like Boras, knows that the most money that could be made was a the centerpiece of the Yankees for the next 7 years not putting your player in a position to fail. I hope this contract prevents every fucking mlb team to refuse to negotiate with any of your clients so you can go back to making a living making shitty rap albums you fucking bumb.


As a Yankees fan I wanted Robinson Cano back in pinstripes. The Yankees made more than a fair offer but Cano is all about the money and is taking his baseball talents to Seattle for $240,000 million over 10 years! Yes, the Yankees spend money like it’s going out of style but there is no way Robinson Cano is worth that contract.

Back in 2008 the Yankees extended Cano’s contract and were rewarded with a .271 batting average, 14 homers and 72 rbi’s. Robbie was the best player on the Yankees last year yet attendance and television ratings dropped. He is a good player but is no way near the contract he just signed. Why?

Robinson Cano – 9 Years in MLB

    Never won the MVP award and only finished in the top 3 once!
    Has hit 30 homers once with 33 in 2012!
    Has driven in 100 runs 3 times over 9 years!
    Had 200 hits or more in a season twice!
    Has never stolen more than 8 bases in a season!
    2 Gold Glove awards!
    .222 career postseason batting average!
    1 World Series trophy in 2009 in which he hit a whopping .136!

    I’ve watched his entire career and although he is a good hitter and plays good defense he does not play hard! One thing that Mariners fan can look forward to is Cano jogging to 1st base on ground balls regardless of where the ball is hit. Watching him run out a pop fly is done so poorly that my kid could probably beat him to 1st base running backwards.

    Yankee Stadium is one of the best hitting ball parks in MLB which is not the case with Safeco Field….the park where homers go to die. For the people who thought the Pujols, ARod and Hamilton contracts were bad, just wait and how Cano’s contract will be talked about 3 years from now. There is no doubt that he is a good player but has never come close to putting a season together like the above mentioned players have.

    The Yankees are a better team with him than without him but the bottom line is that Cano is not a difference maker. Robinson Cano wants to build his brand but just shot his legacy to hell. He could have signed with the Yankees for 7 more years for close to $200,000 million, become the face of the franchise once Jeter retires, could have looked forward to having his number retired and hanging in monument park while continuing to play in the biggest media market in the country. Instead, Cano goes to the Mariners for the money and can look forward to regional car dealership commercials.

    “Whadya Know Robbie Cano?” He’s a dumb ass! Good riddance!