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Donald Trump: Like Him or Not, He Actually Does What He Says Let’s be brutally honest. Whether you adore Trump, despise him, or pretend you don’t care but secretly check his feed like a guilty-pleasure reality show, one thing is indisputable: Donald Trump does what he says. Yes, sometimes it’s wild, sometimes it’s chaotic, and … Read more
How the Democratic Party is Out-of-Touch – The Unbearable Lightness of Being Woke: It’s a truly inspiring sight to behold, isn’t it? The modern Democratic Party, a political entity that once managed to win elections by, you know, occasionally appealing to people who own a truck or enjoy a non-artisanal beer. Today, however, the Democratic … Read more
“Trust Me, I’m an Analyst”: Ryan Clark’s Oscar-Worthy Defense of Kyren Lacy That Aged Like Milk It takes a special kind of courage or perhaps a complete lack of self-awareness to go on national television, right after a major sporting event, and issue an impassioned, career-defining defense of someone you barely know. Hats off to … Read more
Political Media Bias: The Great American Game of Who Can Lie Better The Left Says the Right Is Evil. The Right Says the Left Is Crazy. Welcome to the land of the free and the home of the biased. In America, political media bias isn’t a scandal, it’s a national sport complete with team jerseys, … Read more
No Kings Day: A Lesson in Stupidity Introduction This is how modern absurdity writes itself. An entire nation stages a “No Kings Day” protest because they fear one already exists in President Donald Trump. If you wanted a living example of political theater colliding headfirst with comedy, you found it. What Is “No Kings Day”? … Read more
Living in New York City Sucks: 10 Brutally Honest Reasons Why Living in New York City Overrated 1. Rent Costs More Than Organs on the Black Market Living in New York City sucks if you like, you know, keeping money. A “spacious” one-bedroom starts at $3,000 a month. That’s before utilities, broker fees, and … Read more
10 Reasons Why America Is the Greatest Country in the World I love the United States. I genuinely do. I’m grateful that I was born in the only country where you can chase your dreams, argue politics on social media, and order tacos and pancakes from the same drive-thru at 2 a.m. Sure, we have … Read more
Words Aren’t Violence (Unless You’ve Never Been Punched in the Face) At some point between the invention of Twitter and the rise of the emotional support water bottle, society collectively decided that words aren’t violence except when they are, which apparently is always. According to modern philosophy (mostly found on Instagram infographics and college campus … Read more
Free Speech vs Consequences: The Myth That Your Mouth Has Diplomatic Immunity Ah, “free speech.” The phrase people love to yell right after tweeting something that gets them fired. Somewhere between “I can say whatever I want!” and “Why did HR just call me?” lies reality: freedom of speech protects you from the government, not … Read more
AI Replacing Jobs: The Robot Takeover Nobody Applied For Remember when we used to joke about robots taking over? Yeah, that wasn’t a joke. Artificial intelligence has gone from “cute little chatbot that tells dad jokes” to “your new manager who doesn’t sleep, eat, or need benefits.” So, let’s take a look at the jobs … Read more