So George Zimmerman was found not guilty in the killing of Trayvon Martin! Shocking!!! Yup everyone is shocked and amazed that George Zimmerman “murdered” Trayvon Martin and got away with it. Everyone except for me.

I knew George Zimmerman would be found not guilty before the trial started and it amazes me that so many people are outraged. For starters it took, for the most part, a national outrage campaign for the man to be arrested. Remember, the DA’s office didn’t initially charge him due to lack of evidence. Stupid people need to realize that there is a difference between “right” and the law!

Is it right that Trayvon Martin is no longer on earth because of George Zimmerman? Of course not but in the eyes of the law George Zimmerman didn’t do anything wrong. Remember I said in the eyes of the law. If the dumb bastard would have just stayed in his car and not approached Trayvon Martin to begin with, the kid would have been on his way home eating his Skittles and drinking his iced tea and what happened never happens.

However, when you’re in a gun loving state like Florida shit like this is going to happen. Florida allows people to carry guns to work, keeping it inside your car, and taking it on public transportation. There’s no requirement to register your gun and gun owners are protected against discrimination. With crap like this it’s amazing that a case that this didn’t happen sooner. Point blank you can get a gun in Florida as long as they state cannot prove that you shouldn’t have one. This crap would have never of happened in Brooklyn.

This is not what happened but could of very well been what happened. Either way here’s a free law lesson for you.

Zimmerman gets out of his car and states something like “What are you doing?”
Martin “What the fuck are you doing?”
Zimmerman “Keeping my neighborhood safe.”
Martin “Safe?! What am I dangerous bitch?”
Zimmerman walking towards Martin “Looks like it to me bitch!”

Self defense does not mean that it gives you the right to beat someone’s ass. Self defense means that if you feel threatened or that you are about to be attacked that you are legally allowed to create enough space between you and the potential attacker that will allow you to escape. For example, I approach you, words are exchanged, I think you’re about to whoop my ass, I punch you in the face and flee.

However, this is where the Stand Your Ground bullshit comes into play. Stand Your Ground is basically the same as self defense with the huge exception of not having any legal obligation to flee. Basically ring the bell…DING DING DING! So now Zimmerman is legally carrying a gun and has no legal obligation to flee?! This would have never happened in Brooklyn because Zimmerman would have never gotten out of his car. He would have made a phone call to the precinct and that would have been the end of it. However, it’s Florida so let’s pick up the action.

Zimmerman just finished calling Trayvon Martin a bitch so Trayvon is about to whoop that ass. However, Zimmerman, being the punk bitch that he is, knows he’s carrying a gun and there is no way in his mind that this tall, skinny kid is going to kick his ass. He knows that he is legally allowed to “Stand His Ground” so now it’s time to get it on. However, he wasn’t expecting the can of whoop ass that this kid was about to unleash.

Zimmerman gives him the go time look. Zimmerman swings at Trayvon Martin and misses. Trayvon stuns him with a quick right and drops Zimmerman. Now remember I previously wrote about self defense law. Legally, Trayvon should have retreated but then again he is legally allowed to “Stand His Ground” so Trayvon decided he’s going to kick the ever loving shit out of the asshole who stopped him walking back from the store with Skittles and an iced tea just for wearing a hoody in the rain.

Now Zimmerman is on his back getting his ass whooped by a 17 year old and is thinking “How in the hell did this happen. I have to get away. What a minute I have gun. I’m going to shoot this fucker!” Zimmerman manages to take a few head shots while he reaches for his gun. Gets a hold of it and BANG!! Trayvon is no longer.

This is an unfortunate example of something that happened that shouldn’t have happened. However, in the eyes of the LAW, Zimmerman didn’t do anything wrong. He was legally allowed to carry a gun and had no legal obligation to retreat. As much as I hate living in New York City I know that this scenario would not have ever, ever happened. Zimmerman would have never chased Trayvon Martin or approached him. Why? NO GUNS ALLOWED!

Trayvon Martin leaves behind his mother, father, family and friends all because a pussy with a gun decided to chase him down and get his ass whooped. A 17 year old kid with a future yet to unfold is gone and a 28 year old pussy gets to live the rest of his life knowing that he fucked up but was found “Not Guilty” because the law was on his side.

Like I stated before…Zimmerman was found not guilty in the killing of Trayvon Martin! Shocking!!! Nope not really.


The above is a 100% fictitious account in the mind of KnowItAll, author of this article and owner of KnowItAll is not a lawyer and any statements made in this blog posting is opinion. KnowItAll is not providing legal advice nor does KnowItAll have any first hand knowledge of what happened on that day. If you disagree with KnowItAll you are a dumb ass but have a right to disagree. If you have no basic understanding of the law go to the library and read or go to college and take a course if your weren’t dumb enough to drop out of high school and get a GED.