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James Dolan is a Douche!

It’s no secret that I’ve never been a fan of “Silver Spoon” James Dolan but this former alcoholic, former drug addict, CEO of Cablevision and my beloved New York Knicks, piece of shit crossed the fucking line big time! Filmmaker Aaron Bierman’s sent the following email to James Dolan:

Subject: I have been a knicks fan since 1952

At one stage I thought that you did a wonderful thing when you acquired EVERYTHING from your dad. However, since then it has been ALL DOWN HILL. Your working with Isaiah Thomas & everything else regarding the Knicks. Bringing on Phil Jackson was a positive beginning, but lowballing Steve Kerr was a DISGRACE to the knicks. The bottom line is that you merely continued to interfere with the franchise.

As a knicks fan for in excess of 60 years, I am utterly embarrassed by your dealings with the Knicks. Sell them so their fans can at least look forward to growing them in a positive direction Obviously, money IS NOT THE ONLY THING. You have done a lot of utterly STUPID business things with the franchise. Please NO MORE.

Respectfully,

[Aaron Bierman’s dad]

Pretty tame considering what the fuck I would have sent if I was somehow able to get a hold of James Dolan’s email address. The guy has been a fan since 1952 and the gist of the above email simply requests that the Knicks be sold. Dolan could have disregarded the email but instead chose to respond with the following email reply:

“You are a sad person. Why would anybody write such a hateful letter. I am.just guessing but ill bet your life is a mess and you are a hateful mess. What have you done that anyone would consider positive or nice. I am betting nothing. In fact ill bet you are negative force in everyone who comes in contact with you. You most likely have made your family miserable. Alcoholic maybe. I just celebrated my 21 year anniversary of sobriety. You should try it. Maybe it will help you become a person that folks would like to have around. In the mean while start rooting.for the Nets because the Knicks dont want you.”

You have got to be fucking kidding me. For a guy who has supposedly been sober for 21 years the above typo filled email makes me think that Jimmy Dolan must have fallen off the wagon. Aaron Bierman’s dad surely must be a miserable person and alcoholic simply because he was able to tell Dolan what all us Knicks fans want to tell Dolan but haven’t been able to? It’s official ladies and gentleman James Dolan is a douce! If I wasn’t clear let me expand. James Dolan is a HUGE FUCKING DOUCHE!!!!

Go root for the Nets? How about James Dolan talks daddy into selling the Knicks, Jimmy buys the Nets and bankrupts the fucking Nets?

Sure I liked Aaron Bierman’s email to lil Jimmy but here is what he should have wrote!

“Jimmy….you are a worthless piece of shit and your are unfit to run the Knicks or any of the many hot dog stands that reside just outside of Madison Square Garden. I understand that you claim to be sober for over two decades so can you please explain how you have been running the Knicks as if you’ve been drinking 2 bottles of Jack Daniels daily since you have been put in charge of the fucking team? Seriously if you’ve been sober for the entire time I would love to see you drunk at least once in my life for simple shits and giggles.

I hate to break it to you but the fact the people continue to pay money to see the Knicks lose game after game does not make a you a good business man. It simply means that you were lucky enough to be put in charge of a team whose fans are that passionate about basketball. That and all the corporate suites who now purchase a shit load of tickets. Had your daddy purchased the Minnesota Timberwolves instead of the Knicks the teams who have been liquidated by David Stern 3 years into your run.

Words cannot express how much I want your worthless ass to be disassociated with the team that I have been a fan of in excess of your supposed sobriety. In fact I should sue your fucking ass for turning me into a fucking drunk due to my death wish of believing the Knicks will ever sniff a fucking championship during your rain of terror! Jimmy Dolan you are a fucking douche and I hate your fucking guts!

In fact after your done blowing your boyfriend, Isiah Thomas, after playing a set with your joke of a fucking band you should take a fucking leap from whatever high rise you reside in. Us Knicks fans will rejoice with a parade down the Canyon of Heroes which is the only way such thing would happen while you are in charge of the fucking Knicks!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF SHIT!!!!”

If anyone actually has lil Jimmy Dolan’s email address please send the above to him! In the meantime I feel the need to drink another beer. Thanks Dolan!!!

Fuck You James Dolan!!!

Fuck James Dolan! I Hate You're Fucking Guts!!What do you get when you combine nepotism and ineptitude? You get James Dolan, Chairman of Madison Square Garden and supervisor of day to day operations of my beloved New York Knicks. Yes, I know that Dolan is in charge of teams not named the Knicks but since I can give a rats ass about any of those other teams, this rant will be reserved for James Dolan with regard to his torturous running of the team that plays in the worlds most famous arena.

I’ll begin with nepotism. Granted there are probably thousands of people who hold great positions in life not because of their ability but because of who their mommy and daddy is. One could argue that mommy and daddy worked hard in life and simply want to pass on their hard work and the fortune earned on to their offspring. I really can’t argue with that as I would do the same thing for my kid but it’s a damn shame when a mommy or daddy work that hard to build a foundation and have offspring that are simply incapable. So how does this correlate to one James Dolan?

James Dolan was a finally communications major at SUNY New Paltz after bouncing around a few colleges. After graduating he went to work for daddy, Chuck, at Cablevision in various capacities, went to rehab and was named CEO of Cablevision in 1995. He was ever the business genius that he purchased the Wiz electronics store which went on to post over $200,000,000 in losses before it was finally liquidated as in bankrupt.

Fast forward to 1999 and Jimmy was now in charge of the New York Knicks and again a few other teams that I don’t give a rats ass about. Of course the Knicks went to the finals that year after a strike shortened season and went on to lose to the San Antonio Spurs in 5 games. The following year the Knicks lost to the Pacers in the Easter Conference Finals and a year after that lost to the Raptors in the 1st fucking round. What followed was 9 straight losing seasons with 1 playoff appearance where the Knicks posted a record during that time of 279 wins and 459 losses. With that being said let’s look at some of Jimmy Dolan’s brilliance in running the New York Knicks…..

Allan Houston gets a max fucking contract of 6 years and $100,000,000 although no other team made an over higher than $75,000,000!
The hiring and ever lasting loyalty to the basketball team management guru that is Isiah Thomas who gave out idiotic contracts like they were candy!!
Hiring Larry Brown for 5 years and $50,000,000 only to fire Brown after one season after hiring and giving 2 extensions to previous coaches such as Don Chany!!!
After firing Brown he makes Isiah Thomas head coach, gives the guy a fucking contract extension because the Knicks were in the playoff hunt only to fire Thomas after the Knicks crash and burn missing the playoffs!!!!
Getting sued for sexual harassment!!!!!

For a guy who doesn’t know shit about basketball he sure acts like he does which even makes him more of a fucking asshole. He hires Donnie Walsh to get the Knicks out of the fucking cap hell that the Isiah years created only to fucking sabotage it all but going over Donnie’s head on the Melo trade. Sure Donnie could be questioned for Giving Amare “The Allan Houston Deal” but I don’t think for a fucking second that this was Donnies doing to begin with. Donnie was negotiating with the Nuggets and Jimmy, scared to death, that the Nuggets would deal Melo to the Nets gave away the fucking team and draft picks to boot.

Andrea Bargnani was going to fucking get amnestied by the Raptors but instead the Knicks give up 3 players and 3 FUCKING DRAFT PICKS one of which was a FUCKING 1ST ROUND PICK! Of course, after a 54 win season Jimmy decides it’s a fantastic idea to tell Mike Woodson that he expects a championship this season? Worked great to the tune of a 14 games under .500 season of this post.

Now the Knicks run the risk of losing Carmelo Anthony, the guy who Jimmy the blew up the team for!!!! Carmelo in his entire fucking career has never played on a sub .500 team or missed the playoffs. HE WILL THIS FUCKING SEASON!!! Want to know why? IT’S BECAUSE JAMES DOLAN IS A FUCKING IDIOT so I say FUCK YOU JAMES DOLAN!!!!!

Your idiotic running of the New York Knicks is a disgrace to the NBA! – Fuck you James Dolan!
You are incapable of realizing that you cannot run 1 professional sports team yet run 4! – Fuck you James Dolan!
You’ve taken a historic basketball team in the largest market and made it into the laughingstock of the NBA! – Fuck you James Dolan!
I can go on and on but I’ll state once again – FUCK YOU JAMES DOLAN!!!

For those of you who would like to be assholes and leave a wise comment of “Stop being a Knicks fan if you hate Dolan that much.” STFU and here’s why. I am a true sports fan. I stick with my teams through thick and thin. I’m not fake sports fan like half of the Miami Heat fan base that all of a sudden appeared when LeDouche signed on!!! With that being said I will always be a Knicks fan!!!!

The Knicks are poised to be in a great position after next season regardless of whether or not Melo decides to resign. Deep down inside I know that somehow James Dolan will fuck it all up. James Dolan I hate your fucking guts and hold out hope that someday you will realize that you’re a douche and have no business in running a pro sports franchise. However, I know that you won’t so I say for the final time FUCK YOU JAME DOLAN!!!!!!!