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I Need to Fucking Vent! Fuckity Fuck Fuck!!

Every so often I’m able to utilize this blog for it’s very purpose as in “I need to fucking vent.” There are things that are driving me absolutely bat shit crazy and my head and heart are about to fucking explode! As such, it time for your man KnowItAll to to vent about all the dumb shit that is driving him, as in me, crazy. I need to fucking vent so without further ado….

1. High School Dropouts! We are in the year 2014 yet stupid ass clowns all across the country are dropping out of fucking high school? High school? Listen up fucktards a college degree is the equivalent of a high school diploma 20 years ago and if you’re stupid enough to drop out of high school in this day in age you should be hit in the face with a fucking bat. Better yet, do me a favor, down a 12 pack and run towards oncoming traffic on any major highway as you’re on the fast track to having my tax dollars support your stupid fucking ass! “But Ima gettin my GED!” The G-ood E-nough, D-iploma was ok back in the day but is fucking useless NOW! You’re a high school drop out, can’t get a decent paying job so you go out and get housing assistance, welfare and food stamps!! You decided it was too difficult to pass general education yet feel it necessary to be pissed at the world when you have to scrape by. Blame yourself dumbass!!!

2. The United States does not have an immigration problem! The United States has an ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION PROBLEM!! Irregardless of popular opinion the U.S. doesn’t have an immigration problem. Anyone with an ounce of common fucking sense in their itty bitty heads would realize that the U.S. has a fucking HUGE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION PROBLEM. “UHHH DUHHH, the U.S. was founded and thrived under immigrants.” Yes it fucking did as in LEGAL IMMIGRANTS! You know the fucking historical books of signatures that can be found on Ellis Island. Try to illegally immigrate into any other fucking country not named the United States and see how fucking fast you would get bounced. If you want to come to the United States do it legally. I don’t feel sorry for any fucking person in the U.S. who gets deported. If you don’t belong here you shouldn’t be here. Plain and fucking simple!

3. Illegal Immigrants don’t take away jobs from Americans! Yes I know that illegal immigrants should not be in the country but if you’re competing for a job with a guy or gal who doesn’t speak a lick of English while you were born in this country, afforded public education and public higher education and need to compete with Jorge for a minimum wage, or below, job you should be fucking deported. Illegal immigrants work jobs that Americans are too fucking lazy to do. If I owned a potato farm in Idaho I would higher Gustavo over you’re dumb ass as I can pay him minimum wage and know that Gustavo will actually show up to work. Yeah his back will hurt and his hands will be jacked up but at least he’ll show up every day and give an honest days work. If you are a United States citizen and find yourself competing with Guadalupe for a menial, “who the fuck in the world would want to do this fucking job’s” ass, please carefully follow the instructions contained in rant paragraph number 1!!!!

4. Technology driving up the price of new cars! This is how a car is supposed to work. You open the door, adjust your mirrors, stick the key in the ignition, turn the fucking key forward, start the engine and drive to wherever the fuck it is you need to go. I don’t need the car to say good morning to me, heat my ass or cool my ass. Push button start?! I don’t have a problem with turning a key forward to start the engine or to stick the key in the fucking door in order for me to get into the car so I can turn the key forward to start the fucking engine. Blind spot warning system?! What the fuck?! It’s called leave enough space between your vehicle and the vehicle in front of you in order to turn your head to CHECK YOUR BLIND SPOT. Brake assistance?! If you need the car to help you stop you shouldn’t be fucking driving! Parking assistance?! If you can’t park a car you shouldn’t be driving a car. The price of new cars continue to rise due to all the bullshit a car does not need yet people keep paying as they think they need them. We are heading towards self driving cars! Yeah, I trust my life to a computer. What the fuck happens when you’re doing 80 MPG on the highway and the cars’ computer gets stuck during the middle of an upgrade! I NEED A NEW CAR ENTREPRENEUR AUTOMAKER! (I smell a another post!)

5. Any “reality show” not in line with “reality” “Real Housewives of Any Fucking City.” A “real” housewife has a husband! A real housewife raises her children and cleans her own fucking home! A “real housewife does not receive alimony, have a fucking nanny and is DIVORCED! Shouldn’t a basketball wife be married to a basketball player?! These shows need the word “EX” in their respective titles. FUCK! Why don’t I make a reality show called “NATURAL BEAUTY” where the shows cast all have had over $100,000,000 in plastic fucking surgery! Better yet where is the reality show called “Blue Collar Workers” featuring CEO’s of mega billion dollar corporations? How in the fuck do people watch this shit?!

6. The cost of houses in New York City! You can be the proud owner of a semi-attached house in a middle class neighborhood in Queens, New York for the low low price of $600,000. It’s a steal and only needs to be gutted where you need to spend over $100,000 just to make the shithole livable! It’s a fucking shame that after only 8 years I couldn’t afford to buy the home that I live in if I wanted to buy it today. As real estate is worth what people are willing to pay how is it fucking possible that so many people are buying overpriced shitholes which keeps the cost of a home ludicrously expensive? I don’t give a flying fuck how “convenient” the neighborhood where a house is located is. The price of a home should be somewhat inline with the median fucking income of the people who live there. FUCK I HATE NEW YORK CITY!!!

7. People who visit my blog who found it by searching vulgar keywords who are pissed at me for using vulgar language! Let me get this straight! You are pissed off and decided to type in “Fuckity Fuck Fuck” into Google. You find my blog, read the post, bounce around and become pissed off that I used the term Fuckity Fuck Fuck and that I write what I write about? There is FUCKING “X” located at the type right of the screen you are viewing. Click on it and never visit again. Spread the fucking word so I don’t have to constantly reply to intellectual fuck tards!

8. People who visit my blog, disagree with a negative review and attempt to drive traffic to the bullshit opportunity by including links! Obviously I feel that the opportunity is shit or wouldn’t have wrote the fucking review. If the “opportunity” is so fucking great, create your own fucking blog and promote the bullshit opportunity! Don’t get pissed off when I replace your link with with something like http://imastupidfuckingidiotassholewhoshouldknowbetter.com (probably available for anyone who wants the domain name.) I can’t believe how pissed off people become when I do this.

9. Socialists! Listen up you socialist pieces of shit. If socialism is so fucking great stop bitching and go live in your uber fantastic socialist society. Oh, that’s right socialism is impractical and if actually attempted would have to be dictated in order for socialism to possibly work. Yeah you crave socialism but live in the United States so if that’s the way you feel get the FUCK OUT. The United States is a capitalistic society. As such you will always have the “have” and “have nots.” Get over it and shut the fuck up. Simply point to a successful socialist society and eat my words! Having an issue aren’t you?

10. Those who believe that stupidity is not contagious! Simply disagreeing would prove that stupidity is contagious!! If you have no idea what the fuck I’m writing about read this sentence from the very beginning.

UGGH!!! Fuckity Fuck Fuck!!!!

Today I Hate Everyone and Everything!!!!

I just need to vent as lately I’ve been getting super pissed off at just about anything and I’m about to suffer from a stroke!!!! With so many things to vent about where shall I begin?

Time Warner Cable & CBS! – WOW, a week before kick off and all of a sudden I now magically have channel 2 back on my television. What in the living hell were they arguing about anyway? Hmmmmmm. CBS “Give me more money!” Time Warner “NO!” Although my cable bill is still through the roof at least a was able to watch Starz Kidz for free for a few weeks. I wanted to watch the Amazing Spiderman but not 100 times over 5 fucking days!! Yeah, that “free” preview really wants to make me pay additional money for shitty programming. Can’t wait until the next bullshit argument!

Con Edison – How in the fuck is it my fault that you are paying millions of dollars per month in pensions that you knew you could never afford?! I know just agree and pass the cost on to the consumer. It’s not my fault yet I have to be subjected to the highest rates in the fucking country. $888 for one fucking month of electricity?!!!!! When I called customer service I was told my consumption was high. No shit, I could have melted in my damn home if I didn’t have 3 air conditioners running on high at all times but $888!!!! Fuck, that’s 3 months of lease payments on a damn Benz! That’s a great night with the hottest escort on the face of the earth!! That’s almost double the cost of my HOA dues!!! Fuck you Con Edison!!!!! I hope that solar power crushes your overcharging fucking asses!!

Socialists – Yes I put French fries and burgers into a bag, say “Thank you please come again.” and now I want $15 an hour!! Not only was this ridiculous but even more so that I engaged in a 3 day argument on FaceBook with a bunch of Socialist assholes! Duh, let the workers choose their wage. GREAT!!! I’ll take $100 an hour to sit on my ass and do nothing!!! When I presented this argument I was told the workers would decide who gets paid what based on their performance. WTF?! That’s fucking called management and why in the fuck would a worker ever be given that opportunity? Fuck socialists!!!! Show me one successful socialist society and I’ll show you a fucking unicorn that likes to dry hump dragons!

Gun Nuts! – “It’s my constertutionerl right to bear arms. If a fuckin immigent is on my propertee I’ll blow his fuckin head off his shulders!” Listen, you live in the middle of fucking no where and no one in their right mind wants to steal your collection of deer heads or your 1977 Ford F-150!! I live in a major city where fucking 1 year old kids are getting shot in the head! Take your guns and shove them up your fucking ass! Bitch and moan about the right to bear arms yet don’t say a fucking thing about the right to taxation without representation!

Homophobic People! – Why in the hell do you care what people choose to do in the privacy of their own homes or the privacy of a fucking club that caters to homosexuals? I get it, the people that are the most homophobic have their own sexual identity issues but c’mon. A gay male or female couple changes your life in no way. Homosexual relationships are just as fucked up as heterosexual relationships!!! Stop bitching and live in reality!

Political Calls! I don’t hear from a fucking politician for years yet make it a week or two a away from the primaries and my damn phone is ringing off the hook. In fact while I was in the middle of this post I received a call from Eliot Spitzer for Comptroller!!! “Can we have your vote?” No you can’t have my fucking vote! DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!

The Super Religious! – I get it, believing in a higher being gives you a sense of purpose and belonging. However, don’t try to talk me into your archaic way of thinking! You want to know what the fuck I remember before I was born? Fucking nothing the same as when I die!!! Don’t tell me the Lord will provide for me! The Lord doesn’t do a fucking thing for me!!!! If I had to rely on the Lord to provide for me I’d wind up under a GOD DAMN bridge in a card board box. Yeah, the thought of a god whose in charge of the sun, the underworld or love is stupid yet a god in charge of everything and anything makes perfect fucking sense!!! Name me a fucking person not named Jesus who came back from the dead. Name me a person not named Muhammad who couldn’t read or write yet could speak to God in a fucking cave! Religion is going to cause the world to cease existing yet it doesn’t stop millions of fucking dumbasses to blow each other up in the name of religion.

Car Commercials!!! – My fucking car is 11 years old and runs great. I change the oil, put the key in the ignition, it starts and gets me back and forth to where I need to go. I own it…it’s mine. Why in the fuck would I want to get into a car note because a new car can get me to 60 MPH 3 seconds faster? Yes I can buy a car and pay only $99 a month yet I have to put down $5K?! I get it, car dealers need business but how about selling some fucking affordable vehicles? There is no way that I’m dropping $40K on a fucking car that is worth $18K as soon as I drive off the lot. You should feel the same way but Stupidity is contagious!!!