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Grand Theft Auto 6 (VI)

If you didn’t know now you know that your man KnowItAll is a huge Grand Theft Auto fan. In fact I’ve played ever single Grand Theft Auto ever made including the original Grand Theft Auto for the NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) which was nothing close to the games that followed.

Admittedly I was a bit late to the party with Grand Theft Auto V (5) having purchased it only a month or so ago. However, GTA 5 is by far the best Rockstar Games has ever made. After beating the game I started it over and now find myself just driving around, stealing and customizing cars and picking up prostitutes as there is nothing left to do. I may just have to start the game over once again while I dream about what Grand Theft Auto 6 (VI) could possibly be.

It’s not a matter of if Grand Theft Auto 6 will be made but when. Based on what a could find online it appears that Grand Theft Auto 6 won’t be available until sometime in 2018 but there are a bunch of things online that I find super interesting. It appears that the lead character may be female and the setting for Grand Theft Auto 6 may be the entire United States.

I’m not sold on a female lead character, although it may be interesting, but I would be more than okay with having a female character that you as the player can switch to as you switched to the 3 different characters in Grand Theft Auto 5. As far as the setting is concerned an open world USA may be a bit ambitious but 3 different cities to travel to can be more than doable.

As great as Grand Theft Auto 5 was and is I do have a rather extensive wish list for Grand Theft Auto 6 as there are a few things that leave me with a bit to be desired concerning Grand Theft Auto 5.

So without further ado here is my wish list for Grand Theft Auto 6.

1. More buildings/places to enter. – The graphics are fantastic but it sucks to see all this cool looking places that you can’t enter.

2. Purchase as many homes as you can afford. – Driving around town there is no shortage of foreclosures, homes for sale and places to rent. However, when you dial the number you get some sort of weird music or a voicemail. Wouldn’t it be cool if you could actually connect with the realtor and buy the home being sold?

3. Furnish your home(s). – It’s cool that you can go to a variety of clothing stores but I think it would be super cool if you could actually furnish your own home and any homes that you purchase along the way.

4. Female companionship. – As Michael you can bang as many prostitutes as you want but there is no way to bang your wife Amanda. Sure you can hang out and play tennis, catch a movie or get drunk but that’s pretty much it. Why not make it so that you can have an actual relationship with that special someone?

5. More businesses. – What in the hell is the point of being able to make a billion dollars in the stock market when there is a grand total of 15 businesses that can be purchased? For Grand Theft Auto 6 why not make it that there is a ton of businesses that you can purchase and better yet run? In Grand Theft Auto 5, Franklin seems to be the “car guy” so why not have a businesses where you can purchase/steal cars, customize and than sell those cars at your very own car business?

6. PRISON! – In Grand Theft Auto 5 there is a prison present but you can’t do anything other than get shot to death. How is it that you can get arrested but be out in a few hours after killing 10 cops, destroying 20 cars and causing millions of dollars in damage? For Grand Theft Auto 6 why not have the characters who get arrested have to spend time in the clink and either serve their sentence or be forced to break out somehow?

7. The ability to change your primary vehicle. – I like that each character in Grand Theft Auto 5 has their very own vehicle but it would be awesome if you had the ability to change their primary vehicle.

Granted I wish that Grand Theft Auto 6 was ready to roll next month as opposed to waiting upwards of 3 years for it but I give Rockstar credit for not rushing anything. You now know my wishlist for Grand Theft Auto 6 so what’s you wishlist?

Pissed Off and Fed Up!

Sure I haven’t posted in a while but I feel the need to post today as I’m pissed off and fed up. Pissed off at what and fed up about what? Hmmmm where shall I begin?

BLACK LIVES MATTER – I’m not saying black lives don’t matter but why in the hell did Martin O’Malley have to apologize for stating that “All Lives Matter!” Yeah Black Lives Matter is supposed to be a rallying cry for blacks being killed by white police but the fact of the matter is that police kill more white people than black people! Don’t believe me? Do some research and get back to me. Better yet I agree with “All Lives Matter.” Regardless of race, religion, etc all people deserve to be treated fairly and equally. Stephen A. Smith was called an “Uncle Tom” and worse by simply stating factually that it appears black lives matter only when the black life being taken is at the hands of a white person. What about black on black crime? Where is the voice of reason on that front? Please give me a phuken break!

WORK YOUR ARSE OFF AND WHERE’S MY/YOUR MONEY?! I don’t know about you but I work my ever lovin arse off yet when my check arrives all I can see is the absurd amount of money being deducted from my check! Seriously how in the hell is a person supposed to get ahead when almost 45% of a damn check is gone in deductions?! I swear I often think I would be much better off if a became a straight deadbeat. Cry that I can’t get a job, get some food stamps, housing assistance and find a job off the damn books. I would be able to a public assistance package in the range of $40K a year and get a freaking job that pays $500 a week cash or $25K a years in straight cash money which would equate to me making around $38K a year legit while still having to pay for my own damn groceries! It’s no wonder why we have such a high dead beat population here in New York City!! Maybe Sonny was right…..”The working man is a sucker.”!

THE COST OF HOUSES EVEN IN THE BURBS! The thought has crossed my mind to up and leave the City and head on off to the burbs so I can deal with a 1 hour commute to work and at least enjoy drinking a beer in the comfort of my own backyard. Unfortunately the burbs seem to be hit or miss with regard to schools. If I am going to be forced to pay upwards of $8,000 a year in taxes I expect a good school district yet this is often not the case. Even worse people in the burbs must be losing their ever loving minds. I actually had a realtor tell me a home was a steal and priced right to sell at the low low cost of $469,000. Sure if the damn house didn’t need new windows, needed the kitchen gutted and replaced, the bathroom gutted and replaced, need steps to be added to the side of the house so I could actually access the backyard without having to walk out the front door, needed the driveway repaved, a new garage door and needed new retaining walls!!! Priced right? How about priced $50K to high? How about I have no desire to purchase a house at $489K and still need to drop another $40K in renovations. Than again it may be a better option than trying to buy a $600K single family house in a crappy area of NYC and need $100K in renovations and still not have a lawn in my backyard!

BLOG SPAMMERS! – In years past I have created posts about this very topic but this is really pissing me off lately, even more than usual. If you spam my blog I am NOT APPROVING YOUR COMMENT!! It takes me a grand total of 5 seconds to delete all spam comments with the simple click of a button but it makes me more than angry to see all the nonsense comments that are left. Let it be known, leave a well though out and somewhat intelligent response to a post and I will approve your comment. Leave a comment such as “Your writing is amazing and think well. You are most awesome and I’ll be sure to come back to find out more.” As I was typing this paragraph in this post the following comment was left “Ebola made our children forget lots of things in school, said Mary Thomas, who works in Liberia. Some of them have forgotten about basic math and hardly know how to comprehend. I am worried. n louis vuitton outlet.” Seriously does this person think a sane person would buy a fake Louis Vuitton bag from some crap hole website from some 3rd world country somewhere through StupidityIsContagious.com? ARRGGHHH!

MUSLIMS! – I’m beyond fed up with Muslims or shall I dare say “Extremists.” Whenever some bat shit crazy Muslim shoots people for no freakin reason I have to hear about Muslims who are upset that people are talking smack about their religion. WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!! Muslims are allowed to practice their religion and I’m free as a citizen of the greatest country on Earth to talk smack about Islam if I damn well please. If Muslims are oh so upset go back to whatever freaking country you come from and feel free to rape little girls, chop off the hand of a thief of whatever other barbaric thing you do which is acceptable over there.

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The Fight for $15 for Fast Food Workers is Ridiculous – Be Careful for What You Wish For!

Does a person person who places a Coke, fries and a burger into a paper bag and says “Thank you, come again” while the register tells them how much change to give back to a patron worth $15 an hour? I don’t think so and feel with the strongest of conviction that The fight for $15 is ridiculous! Even though the fight for $15 is ridiculous fast food workers in New York City have been successful in the fight and will soon be able to earn a yearly wage of a little over $31,000 per year. With that being said I would like to state to these New York City fast food workers “Be careful for what you wish for!”

Making $8 bucks in change must have sucked but that’s the job you chose. The job didn’t choose you. Going in when you filled out your one page application you knew exactly how much money you would make per hour and what the responsibilities of your position would be the same way I did when I took a fast food job when a was 15 years old. Yes, you had to seek housing assistance and obtain food stamps to get by but since you have now won your fight you can be welcomed into the real world and now pay your own way!

“Pay my own way?” LOL…. yup you will no longer qualify for public assistance and instead of having things handed to you, you will now have to do what the rest of us have always done and pay for your own groceries and housing. But KnowItAll, I only receive $300 a month in food stamps. Yeah I know its rough but that’s only 20 hours of your new $15 an hour wage. Oh wait, your tax bracket is going to go up so accounting for federal, state and city taxes you’ll really be working more like 25 hours per week to pay for your own groceries. Wait a minute, you didn’t know? ROFL!!!! Than again that’s if you’re luck enough to keep your jobs!

Forgetting for the moment that the fight for $15 is ridiculous and that all these “hardworking” people chose the job why is it that not one single person took a step back just for a minute? Let’s just say that I’m the so called evil CEO of McDonald’s. As CEO of McDonald’s my bottom line is profit. I always strive to increase profit year after year and I’m now faced with almost doubling my expenses for my workforce. What shall I do? I know, since I now have to almost double my workforce expense I need to cut back on the amount of my workforce. Why should I have to pay 8 workers double the wage when I can simply fire 4 and demand twice the production from the 4 I decide to retain?

I don’t know about you but my local supermarket has self checkout aisles. You simply scan the bar code of each item, select your payment method, bag your items and leave. My local supermarket has approximately 4 of these self checkout aisles. Of course, they do have 1 employee that is on stand by in order to assist anyone who may be having an issue with any of the machines. However, instead of paying 4 more cashiers my supermarket was able to eliminate the need of having 3 cashiers by investing in technology. How hard would it be for the fast food industry to come up with something similar?

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LOL, McDonald’s is starting to roll out the above self service kiosks. The amusing thing is that they started looking into these self serve kiosks prior to the $15 wage increase, approximately 11 years ago. Even better is that in the locations where these machines were tested McDonald’s found that order times were decreased by approximately 7 seconds and customers that used these kiosks spent more money! Expect to see these self serve kiosks in McDonald’s sooner than later with pretty much every other fast food eatery to soon follow suite. Best of all combining the 7 seconds with an average of around $1 more spent per customer would lead to increase in profits of 1 to 3 percent which could equate to millions of more dollars in profit. (thanks to http://www.inquisitr.com/2135669/mcdonalds-self-serve-kiosks-a-response-to-higher-minimum-wage/ for the image and information.)

So why my utter hatred for fast food workers earning $15 dollars an hour? Listen I’m all for increased wages but only for occupations that are deserving like our brave men and women of the US armed forces and home health aides. You need no special skills to be a fast food worker. Our man and women of the US Armed forces are risking their lives for us and occupations such as home health aid workers are responsible for the well being of another person. What in the heck is a fast food worker special skill set?

In closing yes the fight for $15 for fast food workers is ridiculous and fast food workers should have been careful for what they wished for. Now they can deal with layoffs and having to find another job in which the have no special skills to offer!

I’m Sick and Tired of Online Business Scams!

For the most part, things are good. I have a good job, money in the bank, am able to pay my bills, have a lovely lady and an awesome kid. Health is 100% “A” OK and I even went out and bought the car that I wanted for the longest time. However, like most people I still dream of being able to operate some sort of online business that will allow me to leave the rate race and some how get magical checks that arrive in the mail week after week, month after month and year after year that will afford me the ability to stop working my job.

The above brings me to this statement….”I’m sick and tired of online business scams!” I’ve been looking for legit online business opportunities for years now and have come up with absolutely nothing. How these so called online business opportunities continue to thrive is beyond me! How “new” online business opportunity scams continue to pop up astounds me. I have a a few scam reviews within this blog but I could, if I wanted to, create an entirely new blog and write scam review after scam review each and every day as there is no shortage of online business scams available. Granted there are many people out there who lack a basic level of intelligence but there seems to be no shortage of people who have no common sense! For example here a are just a few selling propositions by online business scammers……

100% commission! – If a company pays a person 100% commissions or 100% of the sale why in the hell is the company operating to begin with?! NEWSFLASH!!! In order for a company to continue operating the company has to turn a profit. If I sell a service for $100 and pay you $100 how in the hell am I making any money? If I’m not making money why in hell would I continue to operate this business? 100% commission does not exist!

The latest and greatest technology! – Boy oh boy. XYZ company has the latest and greatest technology and you can get it right now for x amount of dollars and x amount of dollars per month. Don’t worry you’ll recoup your money in no time as everyone will want it. Hmmmm if everyone will want it why not just bring it to market without the MLM business model? For example, I have the most awesome cell phone ever invented. As the inventor why not sign an exclusive agreement with the one of the big players in the cell phone service industry? Why not simply create and affiliate program?

I’ll show you how to make $100K a month for only $X amount! – If some person out there actually had a way to make $100K a month in his or her pajamas why the fuck would that person tell everyone else for a price of say $100? Why wouldn’t that person simply keep doing what they’re doing and continue to make a $100K a month? Well it’s because that person is making $100K a month selling their worthless information or service to suckers who believe that they can make $100K a month by paying $100! No person in their right fucking mind would create thousands of competitors by revealing his or her fool proof way to make money!

The above are just a few of the selling propositions that I continuously come across with regard to online business scams. So the question remains….how is it that these online business scams continue to pop up and thrive? The answer is pretty simple. Many people are simply unhappy in their jobs or careers. Like myself, their simply tired of the rat race. You know, working your ass off for a decent wage or wage for that matter, sitting in traffic day after day, paying your bills month after month after working your ass off and looking at your bank account month after month and yelling out loud….”There has to be a better way.”

The fact is that coming up with an original idea that solves a common everyday problem is difficult. So difficult in fact that most people will never have an original idea of their own. It’s much easier to latch on to someone that supposedly has the answer to the question for the low low price of a $3,000 one time payment than to come to the realization that it is actually much easier to become a scammer. That is if you have no fear of prison.

Happy 5 Year Anniversary to StupidityIsContagious.com!

Post #165 here on StupidityIsContagious.com is 100% self serving. A little over 5 years ago I was pissed off and needed to rant and thought it would be a good idea to create a blog to prevent myself from suffering from a fucking stroke.

For as much things have changed many things remain the same. Here I am 5 years later and;

I still smoke and drink too much.
I still get pissed off way too much.
I still hate my fucking job.
I still hate living in New York City.
I still hate religion, especially Islam.
I still love the New York Yankees, the New York Knicks (Yeah I’m a real fucking fan!) and my New York Giants.
I still hate spammers.
I still think that people who hate homosexuals are retarded.
I still hate racism.
Basically, I still hate everything I did 5 years ago!

So what has changed? Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think that thousands of people would come to my foul language, rant and rave blog each and every month. Of course I could be an asshole and attribute this to my superior search engine optimization skills but for once I’m going to be humble and instead choose to say thank you. So thank you and go fuck yourselves. Seriously, you should all know me by now.

GiantNetworker.com Review

Yesterday morning a buddy of mine gave me a call to tell me about a brand new website called GiantNetworker.com with a tagline of “Build the Biggest List Ever.” To be completely honest I really didn’t get what he was trying to tell me as I don’t think he fully understood it himself. Luckily be the anal person that I am and considering I was off from work today I decided to conduct my own research and all I can say is that is a case of “Why didn’t I think of this!”

Granted this was not my very first thought. My very first thought was “Why in the hell would anyone use this site?” but after thoroughly going through the site as in using my buddies log in information to bounce around I was starting to come around. After watching the video on the home page I though to myself “This guy looks familiar!” It was with good reason as the creator of this website is also the person behind Giant Cinema.

So how does one use GiantNetworker to build the biggest list ever? Most businesses have some sort of marketing list. For example lets say you sell sunglasses online and you have 2,000 customers that your previously sold sunglasses to. You’re smart so you send periodic emails to those 2,000 customers. Why not invite them to join you on GiantNetworker?

Taking it a step further, the sunglasses business is mine as in “KnowItAlls Super Awesome Sunglasses.” I register with the usernames KIASuperAwesomeSunglasses. I send an invite to my 2,000 customers to join me on GiantNetworker not because I’m trying to move over to a new email delivery service but because there is a good possibility that some of my customers may have a business of their own and may very well use GiantNetworker as well. Now lets say that 500 of my customers register with GiantNetworker under me. Great I can market to them on GiantNetworker as well but more importantly there is a good possibility that they will have something to promote themselves. Out of those 500 customers 20 of them each register 5 people each. I now have access to 100 new possible customers that I can market to! With GiantNetworker you of course have access to whoever you directly register but more importantly have access to to whoever your registrations refer up to 5 levels deep for FREE!

Now here is where it gets good. For $49 you can become a corporate partner where you can create a FaceBook like fan page referred to as a “spot.” If you’re thinking why in the hell would anyone pay $49 for a sort of fan page I’ve got you covered. For my $49 bucks a month I not only have access to the registrations of my registrations 20 levels deep but anyone who is registered on GiantNetworker can browse the various spots and can come across my super awesome sunglasses business, like my business which now gives me access to other brand new customers! As the business owner my customer email addresses and not exposed and all emails are sent through the site. Users can opt to have email notifications sent to them whenever they receive a message. Best of all since I’m a corporate partner at $49 a month if anyone within those 20 levels also become a corporate partner I get a 25% commission of the $49 or $12.25 meaning I only need 4 people out of those 20 levels of referrals to use the site for free!!!!

If you’re wondering if this is a multi-level marketing business the answer is yes. As a free affiliate you can earn a 10% commission on your direct referrals who become a corporate partner as well as have access to referral registrations 5 levels deep. As a corporate partner at $49 a month you get access to referral registrations 20 levels deeps, earn a 25% commission regardless of depth, can create a spot and are able to online chat with other corporate partners.

I feel that it’s going to take some time for GiantNetworker to take off as their is nothing like it but it may very well be something that can be huge. GiantNetworker.com is by referral only so check it out for yourself by going to http://www.BecomeAGiantNetworker.com which is my friends referral link.

I Hate Bandwagon Fans!!

There are many things in life that I don’t care for but there is one thing that especially gets my blood to boil more often than not. That one thing? BANDWAGON FANS!

So why do people such as my self hate bandwagon fans? First and foremost the word fan is actually short for fanatic as is an extreme enthusiasm for our sports but more importantly our sports teams. We true sports fans live and die with every pitch, every swing of the bat, every jump shot, free throw and every open field pass for our respective teams. I wish I could put the actual feeling I felt in 1996 into words that I felt when the team that I rooted for as a child, into my teenage years and the team that I continue to root for finally brought home the hardware. That team, believe it or not, is the New York Yankees.

I Hate Bandwagon Fans because……….

Sure that Yankees are probably the most hated sports team in America but that is MY TEAM. There actually was a time when the city of New York was a Mets town. The World Series in 1986 and a team loaded with talent as in Dwight Gooden, Darryl Strawberry, Keith Hernandez and the rest. Growing up it seemed everyone was a Mets fan except for me. Then it happened and the Yankees became good. First place in 1994 and than the baseball strike. The first American League wild card winner and a heartbreaking 3 games to 2 series loss to the Seattle Mariners after being up 2 games to 0. Than it happened. The Yankees went all the way to the World Series against the Atlanta Braves only to find themselves down 2 games to 0 and heading to Atlanta for 3 straight. To this day I’m kicking myself for not getting tickets to game 6 as my friend in college suggested as we ate lunch before class. I could have been in attendance to watch what I thought would never happen. CHAMPIONS OF BASEBALL and World Series winners for the next 3 out of 4 World Series with another coming in 2009. Of course what pissed me off is what seemed liked a never ending battle against bandwagon fans. No longer could I show up on game day to get a tickets as I had been accustomed to for the previous 10 years. Damn bandwagon fans!

I Hate Bandwagon fans because……

I made a lifelong friend in college who was born and raised in the Bronx. His football team…the Seattle Seahawks. Yes an actual living breathing true Seattle Seahawks fan from New York City. Seriously who in the hell wears a #96 Cortez Kennedy jersey every Sunday during the NFL season? HE DID and I was happy for him when his Seattle Seahawks finally won the Super Bowl. Of course he had to deal with all the bandwagon Seattle Seahawks fans who claimed the team as their own who of course had no idea as to who the quarterback was prior to Russel Wilson being drafted.

I Hate Bandwagon fans because……

So why this random post about bandwagon fans here in February of 2015. This may sound a bit crazy but it’s because of the New York Knicks. Yes the current worst team and cellar dwelling 10-43 New York Knicks. The New York Knicks are in the midst of having the worst season in franchise history. That’s right the 2014-2015 have set a new mark of being terrible but they are my team and there is nothing but up from here on out. That’s right Carmelo Anthony is shutting it down and will finally get knee surgery which means that even if the Knicks can somehow win another 10 games we should be assured a top 5 pick in this years NBA draft. One superstar player, one lottery pick and about $36 million in cap space for next season if not more if the Knicks can rid themselves of Jose Calderon. Better yet is even if the eat all their cap space for next season, the following season the cap space should increase by at least $20 million as the new CBA will be put into place meaning the Knicks are in prime position to go from worst to contender in only two seasons. When that happens the bandwagon fan will once again drive me insane. “I was always a Knicks fan.” “I’ve always liked the Knicks but really didn’t start watching them like I do now until this year.” and blah blah blah.

People such as myself hate bandwagon fans as they don’t have a vested interest in our respective teams. They simply jump on board while the getting is good and jump off to the next team when our team is heading the wrong way. Simply put I HATE BANDWAGON FANS!

FUCK NBA 2K15!!!

After NBA2K14 last year I swore I would not purchase another NBA2K anything again. Than I happened to get a PS4 for Christmas and in sheer stupidity went out and purchased NBA2K15.

Yeah I know the title of this post is “Fuck NBA2K15” but I actually enjoy playing the game but there are quite a few things that drive me absolutely bat shit crazy! So here is my list of things that make me shout FUCK NBA2K15!!

1. If the Playstation network isn’t down it seems that 2K servers are down which means you can’t play the fucking game and earn virtual currency!

2. Worthless fucking locker codes! What the fuck is the point in releasing locker codes if they expire?! What the fuck is the point in releasing locker codes that have a fucking use limit?!

3. Why the fuck can’t I change my fucking shoes/sneakers? Yeah I got a fucking shoe contract and made my kicks. I decided to sign a free agent contract with another team. Looks pretty fucking stupid wearing Knicks sneakers when my player is on the fucking Houston Rockets! I know I’ll just edit my shoes and change the colors. Seems simple enough but it doesn’t fucking work! Yup I’m back to wearing 2K generics….great.

4. Game settings! Try playing on Hall of Fame mode and it will make you won’t to never play again. The team you’re playing doesn’t miss a shot yet your teammates can’t hit a wide open fucking layup? You have got to be kidding me. It’s cool that your opponent plays much tougher but makes no sense that your teammates play like they are drinking booze instead of Gatorade on the sidelines!

5. NO VC when simulating! Why do I have to play an entire games to earn VC? I know it’s because 2Ksports wants us to spend actual currency!! It would be nice to at least earn a few coins for the part of the game I played.

6. Playing park games suck! You have to run around basketball courts and wait to fucking play! Why the fuck did they do away with simply wanting to play and bam you can play a fucking game? Instead I have to run around court after court like a crackhead and wait to play a game!!

7. Yes My Player free agent time. Before I sign on the dotted line I want to check out the rosters of the teams offering me a deal. Oh wait….I FUCKING CAN’T! I purposely didn’t sign with the Kings as I didn’t know if Demarcus Cousins was staying or going. I signed with Houston and Cousins resigned! WISH I WOULD HAVE FUCKING KNOWN!

8. If I pass the ball to my teammate and he fumbles the fucking ball, tries to shoot and gets stripped that is not my fucking turnover! Why am I getting charged for it?!

All in all I believe NBA2K15 to be a solid basketball game but for the reasons listed above I say FUCK NBA2K15!

James Dolan is a Douche!

It’s no secret that I’ve never been a fan of “Silver Spoon” James Dolan but this former alcoholic, former drug addict, CEO of Cablevision and my beloved New York Knicks, piece of shit crossed the fucking line big time! Filmmaker Aaron Bierman’s sent the following email to James Dolan:

Subject: I have been a knicks fan since 1952

At one stage I thought that you did a wonderful thing when you acquired EVERYTHING from your dad. However, since then it has been ALL DOWN HILL. Your working with Isaiah Thomas & everything else regarding the Knicks. Bringing on Phil Jackson was a positive beginning, but lowballing Steve Kerr was a DISGRACE to the knicks. The bottom line is that you merely continued to interfere with the franchise.

As a knicks fan for in excess of 60 years, I am utterly embarrassed by your dealings with the Knicks. Sell them so their fans can at least look forward to growing them in a positive direction Obviously, money IS NOT THE ONLY THING. You have done a lot of utterly STUPID business things with the franchise. Please NO MORE.

Respectfully,

[Aaron Bierman’s dad]

Pretty tame considering what the fuck I would have sent if I was somehow able to get a hold of James Dolan’s email address. The guy has been a fan since 1952 and the gist of the above email simply requests that the Knicks be sold. Dolan could have disregarded the email but instead chose to respond with the following email reply:

“You are a sad person. Why would anybody write such a hateful letter. I am.just guessing but ill bet your life is a mess and you are a hateful mess. What have you done that anyone would consider positive or nice. I am betting nothing. In fact ill bet you are negative force in everyone who comes in contact with you. You most likely have made your family miserable. Alcoholic maybe. I just celebrated my 21 year anniversary of sobriety. You should try it. Maybe it will help you become a person that folks would like to have around. In the mean while start rooting.for the Nets because the Knicks dont want you.”

You have got to be fucking kidding me. For a guy who has supposedly been sober for 21 years the above typo filled email makes me think that Jimmy Dolan must have fallen off the wagon. Aaron Bierman’s dad surely must be a miserable person and alcoholic simply because he was able to tell Dolan what all us Knicks fans want to tell Dolan but haven’t been able to? It’s official ladies and gentleman James Dolan is a douce! If I wasn’t clear let me expand. James Dolan is a HUGE FUCKING DOUCHE!!!!

Go root for the Nets? How about James Dolan talks daddy into selling the Knicks, Jimmy buys the Nets and bankrupts the fucking Nets?

Sure I liked Aaron Bierman’s email to lil Jimmy but here is what he should have wrote!

“Jimmy….you are a worthless piece of shit and your are unfit to run the Knicks or any of the many hot dog stands that reside just outside of Madison Square Garden. I understand that you claim to be sober for over two decades so can you please explain how you have been running the Knicks as if you’ve been drinking 2 bottles of Jack Daniels daily since you have been put in charge of the fucking team? Seriously if you’ve been sober for the entire time I would love to see you drunk at least once in my life for simple shits and giggles.

I hate to break it to you but the fact the people continue to pay money to see the Knicks lose game after game does not make a you a good business man. It simply means that you were lucky enough to be put in charge of a team whose fans are that passionate about basketball. That and all the corporate suites who now purchase a shit load of tickets. Had your daddy purchased the Minnesota Timberwolves instead of the Knicks the teams who have been liquidated by David Stern 3 years into your run.

Words cannot express how much I want your worthless ass to be disassociated with the team that I have been a fan of in excess of your supposed sobriety. In fact I should sue your fucking ass for turning me into a fucking drunk due to my death wish of believing the Knicks will ever sniff a fucking championship during your rain of terror! Jimmy Dolan you are a fucking douche and I hate your fucking guts!

In fact after your done blowing your boyfriend, Isiah Thomas, after playing a set with your joke of a fucking band you should take a fucking leap from whatever high rise you reside in. Us Knicks fans will rejoice with a parade down the Canyon of Heroes which is the only way such thing would happen while you are in charge of the fucking Knicks!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF SHIT!!!!”

If anyone actually has lil Jimmy Dolan’s email address please send the above to him! In the meantime I feel the need to drink another beer. Thanks Dolan!!!

Proving Stupidity is Contagious!