My Response to Joe in Texas on FoodInsurance.com

I’m getting so tired when doing what I would hope to be responsible research concerning the subject of such importance of running into intellectual idiots, almost all of the liberal bent concerning reviews of this type of product.

So I’m an idiot. I was expecting a response of mental midget, retard or something to that effect but I can live with intellectual idiot. On the other hand I’m the intellectual idiot yet you’re the one trying to conduct “reasonable research” on the internet. New flash, you’re going to get biased reviews or a super positive review as the site/blog owner is an affiliate. Hey Mr. Superior Intellect, I’m not a liberal. Click on a link before you make such obvious errors.

Why don’t you just keep your mouth shut and pray to God you never need any survival gear, and that you don’t have to watch people around you die because they were as stupid as you are trying to espouse others to become.

Technically my mouth is shut. What you happened to come across is a blog where the word are not spoken but rather written. Since I didn’t “say” anything it’s quite easy to “keep my mouth shut” As an aside, praying to God will be addressed in future postings. I live in a pretty congested area so unfortunately I have no place to store over 2,000 gourmet meals or 158 gallons of water. Then again, 158 gallons of water should be easy to come by in a disaster.

Having been through disasters in Third World nations, I can speak from experience which you have obviously never went through. None of the catastrophes we could imagine would ever be perfect is far as the ability to maintain our food supply. Yet have you ever watched someone starve to death or eat wood or leather over a prolonged period of time, I have – so you need to speak about something for which you have first-hand knowledge and not an intellectual proclivity to expound upon things far above your pay grade.

I don’t concern myself with things beyond my control. Hey why attack my pay grade? I guess someone of your superior intellect can deduce my earnings based upon free blogging software. Then again, I do pay for web hosting so I must be a man of means. So your experiences in Third World Nations makes you want to purchase food insurance? Fantastic, spend your money and sleep better at night. Why do I need first hand knowledge of starvation and catastrophes in Third World Nations in order to arrive at a logical conclusion?

As someone that is looking to purchase long-term food storage, rather than attempting to condemn those that are doing so, I go at this subject legitimately – whereas you display a lack of integrity because you’re not interested in the subject matter, only the intellectual stimulation of feeling superior to others is the obvious pursuit that you are so invested in.

So I show a lack of integrity because I feel food insurance is idiotic. If you want to purchase it, feel free. Better yet, let me join their affiliate program so I can write a positive review so I can appease you superior intellect. I write this blog for fun not for intellectual stimulation. You feel a show a lack of integrity because I wrote something negative whereas you wanted to read something positive to make you feel better about possibly spending thousands of dollars on something that is not needed. Then again, 2012 is coming up!

So again please, look for another subject wear you can feel that you have displayed your wit as well as your superior intelligence, and if you were ever so unfortunate to be in the disaster, pray that your stupid hick neighbor would’ve purchased one of these programs, and be loving and kind enough to share it with you – because if the situation is reversed you have displayed that you would not have the integrity nor the humanity to do either. If you notice any typos please be aware that I’m utilizing voice recognition and don’t even want to waste my time to proof read this because an idiot such as yourself needs excuses to condemn the massager, especially if they’ve never really of value weighted are understand the message itself.

My aren’t we touchy Mr. Superior Intellect? You must have a nice pay grade to afford fancy voice recognition software to respond to blog postings. Where did I ever mention a “hick”? Oh, can it be that only “hicks” actually takes this crap into consideration? Living in Texas must be getting to you. You sure like to make assumptions such as I would let someone starve to death if I had the means to control the situation. (Maybe if it were entertaining) As far as disasters are concerned I lived through 9/11 and was still able to get a dirty water dog. So Joe, I have two words for you! Hint it starts with an S and ends with a T! I 100% understand selling fear and you’re obviously buying.

In all seriousness, we clearly have someone who either spent thousands of dollars on food insurance nonsense or is about to spend it. He decided to do an internet search in order to conduct reasonable research. Reasonable research? “Oh boy, I think this is great. I need to read positive reviews in order to appease my superior intellect. WTF!!? Who the hell does this guy think he is? He wrote something I don’t agree with so I’ll use my voice recognition software (Yeah right, learn to spell) in order to show my superior intellect.”

It’s times such as these I wish I had no morals. I could have easily joined their affiliate program and this schmuk would have made me a few hundred dollars. Anyway, let’s all thank Joe from Texas for the entertainment. I’m personally hoping he responds as I emailed him a link to this post. It may take a while though as he’s probably building a bunker to store his food insurance reserves.

Ah crap, I think I might have to join the affiliate program afterall. I just realized I have well over 2,000 unique visitor reads on the food insurance post! I wonder how much money I just cost myself?

2 thoughts on “My Response to Joe in Texas on FoodInsurance.com

  • Rea

    Lawl. I was stumbling through random things- as I enjoy searching things to gain more perspective into the development of the general public. That is how I came across this. I really find it funny how blatantly obvious it is that there was an emotional reaction which seemed to be his trigger for most of it. Not to mention the “this is what I see therefore it is the only thing that exists” in other words- intellectual peek-a-boo. The worst part is- most people in this frame of mind cannot see the forest through the trees so to speak. He had logic behind what he was saying- but from the sounds of it he was called dumb one too many times- either that or he himself has doubts about his intellect creating a vortex of emotion that prevents him from gathering all the facts to not just disagreeing with you because you said it. I bet he would of done just about anything to be technically right which in itself is funny because that makes him technically wrong about the whole thing. Ah anyways, this is an old post so this comment is probably moot- either way this convo was entertaining.

  • Robin

    Since this is an old topic no one will see my comment, but what the hell. The food insurance idiots who supply backpacks (bug-out bags for food) embroider their “foodinsurance.com” logo on the damm bag filled with “delicious gourmet meals”. How stupid is this? In the midst of a catastrophe I will not be bugging out advertising the fact I have a backpack filled with food and you starving idiots don’t. Marketing, ain’t it grand. Jeeze…and my mother-in-law just spent $500 on two of these bags for my hubby and me for our anniversary.

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