James Dolan is a Douche!

It’s no secret that I’ve never been a fan of “Silver Spoon” James Dolan but this former alcoholic, former drug addict, CEO of Cablevision and my beloved New York Knicks, piece of shit crossed the fucking line big time! Filmmaker Aaron Bierman’s sent the following email to James Dolan:

Subject: I have been a knicks fan since 1952

At one stage I thought that you did a wonderful thing when you acquired EVERYTHING from your dad. However, since then it has been ALL DOWN HILL. Your working with Isaiah Thomas & everything else regarding the Knicks. Bringing on Phil Jackson was a positive beginning, but lowballing Steve Kerr was a DISGRACE to the knicks. The bottom line is that you merely continued to interfere with the franchise.

As a knicks fan for in excess of 60 years, I am utterly embarrassed by your dealings with the Knicks. Sell them so their fans can at least look forward to growing them in a positive direction Obviously, money IS NOT THE ONLY THING. You have done a lot of utterly STUPID business things with the franchise. Please NO MORE.

Respectfully,

[Aaron Bierman's dad]

Pretty tame considering what the fuck I would have sent if I was somehow able to get a hold of James Dolan’s email address. The guy has been a fan since 1952 and the gist of the above email simply requests that the Knicks be sold. Dolan could have disregarded the email but instead chose to respond with the following email reply:

“You are a sad person. Why would anybody write such a hateful letter. I am.just guessing but ill bet your life is a mess and you are a hateful mess. What have you done that anyone would consider positive or nice. I am betting nothing. In fact ill bet you are negative force in everyone who comes in contact with you. You most likely have made your family miserable. Alcoholic maybe. I just celebrated my 21 year anniversary of sobriety. You should try it. Maybe it will help you become a person that folks would like to have around. In the mean while start rooting.for the Nets because the Knicks dont want you.”

You have got to be fucking kidding me. For a guy who has supposedly been sober for 21 years the above typo filled email makes me think that Jimmy Dolan must have fallen off the wagon. Aaron Bierman’s dad surely must be a miserable person and alcoholic simply because he was able to tell Dolan what all us Knicks fans want to tell Dolan but haven’t been able to? It’s official ladies and gentleman James Dolan is a douce! If I wasn’t clear let me expand. James Dolan is a HUGE FUCKING DOUCHE!!!!

Go root for the Nets? How about James Dolan talks daddy into selling the Knicks, Jimmy buys the Nets and bankrupts the fucking Nets?

Sure I liked Aaron Bierman’s email to lil Jimmy but here is what he should have wrote!

“Jimmy….you are a worthless piece of shit and your are unfit to run the Knicks or any of the many hot dog stands that reside just outside of Madison Square Garden. I understand that you claim to be sober for over two decades so can you please explain how you have been running the Knicks as if you’ve been drinking 2 bottles of Jack Daniels daily since you have been put in charge of the fucking team? Seriously if you’ve been sober for the entire time I would love to see you drunk at least once in my life for simple shits and giggles.

I hate to break it to you but the fact the people continue to pay money to see the Knicks lose game after game does not make a you a good business man. It simply means that you were lucky enough to be put in charge of a team whose fans are that passionate about basketball. That and all the corporate suites who now purchase a shit load of tickets. Had your daddy purchased the Minnesota Timberwolves instead of the Knicks the teams who have been liquidated by David Stern 3 years into your run.

Words cannot express how much I want your worthless ass to be disassociated with the team that I have been a fan of in excess of your supposed sobriety. In fact I should sue your fucking ass for turning me into a fucking drunk due to my death wish of believing the Knicks will ever sniff a fucking championship during your rain of terror! Jimmy Dolan you are a fucking douche and I hate your fucking guts!

In fact after your done blowing your boyfriend, Isiah Thomas, after playing a set with your joke of a fucking band you should take a fucking leap from whatever high rise you reside in. Us Knicks fans will rejoice with a parade down the Canyon of Heroes which is the only way such thing would happen while you are in charge of the fucking Knicks!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF SHIT!!!!”

If anyone actually has lil Jimmy Dolan’s email address please send the above to him! In the meantime I feel the need to drink another beer. Thanks Dolan!!!

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