Fuck Google Not Provided Keywords!!

fuck yeah If you didn’t know the reason why I created StupidityIsContagious.com is to vent so I wouldn’t wind up as a fucking vegetable from the rather large tumor in my brain that would have appeared from keeping all the things that really pissed me inside. I created this very blog for no other reason to vent and have enjoyed thousands of people coming to my blog every month to read the rantings of your very own KnowItAll.

However, to keep this rather large (or small for the matter) tumor from ever appearing I really have to rant about the Google “not provided keywords”!! I want to fucking know how people are finding my blog. I want to know EXACTLY what fucking keywords people are typing in to find StupidityIsContagious.com. I’m sick and fucking tired of having to work in reverse! Work in reverse? Yes fucking work in reverse!!! If you don’t know what I’m referring to it’s seeing what page a person landed on and having to manually type in the keywords on the page to find out where in the hell the person clicked through.

Over 10,000 fucking visitors yet I have the pleasure of logging into my Analytics account to look at this crap!

Fuck You Google

Over 8,000 visits I have no clue as to what the fuck a person typed in order to arrive at my blog!!! I don’t get it at all. Nothing was broken so why in the hell did Google have to “fix it!”? I know that this is not something that just went into effect but its been really pissing me off. I can’t imagine having to deal with this shit if I had an eCommerce store! Data on the web is king and search engine optimization is the best way to get traffic for free but Google found it necessary to block webmasters from getting their hands on the data? For what reason? Did they hope that people in need of traffic would start paying for adwords?

All I know is that I miss the days of being able to know exactly what keywords were used to find my damn blog.

One thought on “Fuck Google Not Provided Keywords!!

  • Stuart

    Its been their game all along
    “here we go have a free tool so we can help you and your website” … then “oh thanks for all the data about user behaviour we couldnt have gotten on our own without access to your servers… we have it now so its best we stop giving anything useful”

    “Oh and we now have loads of information about new products and services we can sell because we have all your data now – Thanks.. Google”

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