Category Archives: SPAM

Spammer #3

Perhaps its the fact that I’m on vacation right now or the fact that I have 6 beers in me. Either way the below just oh so pissed me off.

“Fantastic write-up. I was looking at constantly this blog that i’m pleased! Very useful information especially the previous piece 🙂 My partner and i take good care of similarly info a good deal. I’m looking for the following specified information for an extended time. Thank you so much along with all the best ..”

Posted by ReicheDelap9757@yahoomail.com with an IP of 50.118.218.45.

FUCK! You would think that someone in San Jose, California would have a better grasp of the English Language. Hey douchebag, considering you seem to post these sort of comments all over the damn net here’s a grammar lesson!

“Fantastic write-up. I came across your blog doing a search for LGBT and was pleased with what I found. I find this information to be useful. My partner and I love to find useful information on blogs such as yours. I look forward to your future posts. Thank you so much for this post and all the best.”

FML!!!!

Spammer #2

“Go fk yourself you ck skg mf. I simply ask a question and I get some bullshit response that had no revelance. Then your stupid fk self steps in and looks even dumber!”
Courtesy of Vallejos74@gmail.com with an IP Address of 92.96.230.186

Aww, did I make a spammer angry? I guess there’s not much to do in the United Arab Emirates for work other than to sucker website owners into hiring these shmucks to try and get traffic to their sites. Can’t you give tourists camel rides through the dessert? Better yet, come to NYC and drive a cab.

Spammer #1

It’s apparent that my blog post on stop trying to spam my blog had no effect on would be spammers. I’ve had all me can stands and me can’t stands no more. Unfortunately a can of spinach is not going to make this problem go away.

Just for shits and giggles I’ve created the SPAM category where I will post the retarded statement along with the offenders email address. Since these jackasses feel it necessary to SPAM my blog I don’t think the offender will be too pissed off at having his dumb ass statement posted along with his email address so he can enjoy being spammed as well.

“38. I just could not depart your website before suggesting that I really enjoyed the standard info a person provide for your visitors? Is going to be back often to check up on new posts”

38!? Is that your age or IQ level? Ending a sentence with a ? means you’re asking a question, not making a statement so are you asking me what my thoughts are? Is going to be back often? This cat is either not from the U.S.A. or he is and resides somewhere in Brooklyn… really hard to tell. Next time please include a picture.

Please feel free to email this genius at 2936Cremin@gmail.com although it will probably bounce as smart spammers use fake email addresses anyway.