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Politically incorrect opinions on organized religion and religion in general. Worship me in a variety of ways that you see fit and hopefully be rewarded with eternal life is some magical place where fun things aren’t allowed.

Dumb Shit The Bible Says!

The most widely read book in the world each and every year but how many actually read it? For anyone with a basic level of reading comprehension it’s unbelievable to me that very few question the written words. With that being said here is a short list of dumb shit the bible says:

“Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.” — PROVERBS 31:6

Why in the fuck do we have doctors? The Bible is pretty clear on this. If someone is dying give him or her a fucking beer. If a person is simply hurting give the person a glass of wine. I’ll assume both red and white are fine.

“And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.” — ISAIAH 34:7

Unicorns? Did the bible say fucking unicorns? Do I really have to say more?

“Do not think that I have come to bring peace on earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother- in-law….” MATTHEW 10:34

Maybe it’s just me but Jesus sounds like a real douche. I guess it was apparent that not everyone would believe that he was the son of God, God or whatever the fuck he’s supposed to be but fuck it. Let families be torn to shreds.

“As in all the churches of the saints, the women should keep silence in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be subordinate, as even the law says. If there is anything they desire to know, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church.” – CORINTHIANS 14:34

Sorry ladies but when in church be sure to shut the fuck up and be sure to ask your hubby should you have questions. Listen I’m not sexist but do as the Bible says!!

“If any one comes to me and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be my disciple.” LUKE 14:26

WTF? Jesus sounds like a cult leader if anything. You must pretty much hate everyone close to you and even your own life if you wanted to follow Jesus around and kiss his ass. Loving your father, mother, wife, siblings and merely liking aspects of your life disqualified you from being a disciple.

“Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.” LEVITICUS 19:28

If you love tattoos you’re fucked. The Bible clearly states that getting a tat for a loved one who passed away or getting a tat in general is a clear no no.

“Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man’s brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother.” Mark 12:19

If you have a married brother who passed away and he and his wife didn’t have children you need to get your ass over to your former sister in laws house, bang the shit out of her and drop loads until you knock her up. ROFL you have got to be kidding me.

Yes the above is a list of dumb shit the Bible says but it could also be called a list of disturbing shit the Bible says. What I find amusing is that in today’s age many people do exactly what is forbidden but also don’t do what the Bible says is allowed.

Perhaps in another 2000 years people will realize that a book of fairy tales and bullshit is nothing more than a book of fairy tales and bullshit. However there will probably still be religious zealots who will continue to pick and choose what to follow and what not to follow yet call themselves religious.

Fuck Islam Yet Again! Islam is The Religion of Hate!

Yes I am no fan of religion but I’m especially not a fan of Islam the supposed religion of peace. Islam makes me angry but it’s now official as I’m absolutely disgusted by Islam as close to 141 people were murdered by Islamic “extremists” in Pakistan, mostly school children, as the cowardly fucks decided to exterminate innocent fucking children by attacking a fucking school!

I really don’t fucking get it! There are 3 major religions in the world consisting of Judaism, Christianity and Islam yet only one fucking religion continues to produce sick fuck after sick fuck that act in a barbaric manner all in the name of Islam.

I had an interesting conversation the other day about religion and I took a stance that not one fucking person could debate me on. I was unusually amused by this conversation as I took my position and watched those who disagreed with me get frustrated and eventually walk away in disgust. It amused me as no one could intelligently disprove my point. My point? Religions are fractured as witnesses by the many denominations throughout all religions. What makes religions denomination a religious denomination is that written words meant to be taken literally are misconstrued leading followers of religions to break off into denominations of a particular religion due to misinterpretation or simply because those people cannot agree with other people within the religion.

If you don’t know now you will know that I was raised as a Catholic. As a Catholic I was required that I attended church each week, did not eat meat on Fridays during lent, was to believe that homosexuality was a sin, pray each night prior to going to bed, go to confession, eat one full meal on ash Wednesday. In addition if I were to enter into marriage that no matter how fucking miserable myself or my spouse were that we should never EVER divorce. It was also my duty to support the church financially via donation when I attended mass. It is estimated that there are over 1.2 billion Catholics in the world today and the above 8 requirements are pretty fucking simple. However, out of the 1.2 billion people who associate themselves as being Catholic abide by those 8 simple fucking requirements? If you live under a fucking rock I will tell you that Catholicism is a denomination of Christianity yet there are probably millions of supposed Catholics that don’t abide by the simple 8 requirements.

In Judaism you have the historical Jewish movements of Essenes, Pharisses and Sadduccees. Today Judaism can be broken down to 5 denominations; Hasidism, Reform, Orthodox, Conservative, Madonna’s fave Kabbalah. The true Jewish religion is Orthodox, feel free to disagree, yet we have 4 other denominations through simple disagreement. I’m not Jewish, would never be but have many friends that claim to be Jewish yet do not live their lives according to the requirements of his or her specific Jewish denomination. Simple put these friends of mine call themselves Jewish yet shouldn’t be considered Jewish. See where I’m going with this yet?

There an estimated 1.2 billion Muslims in the world and the basic requirements for being Muslim is as follows; There is only one God, Allah, and Muhammad is his messenger, pray 5 times a day, give away 2.5% of your money to the poor and needy, self control and fasting during Ramadan and head on over to Mecca at least once in your life if you fucking can. Compared to Catholicism which I broke down into 8 simple rules of life, and Judaism which I have no desire to list, Islam consist of 5 basic rules of life in which one is to follow in order to be considered a Muslim. Only fucking 5 but how many do you truly believe live their lives within the 5 pillars? Largest growing religion my asshole. Many who claim to be Muslim can’t even do 5 simple fucking things yet they are Muslim?

So now let me make my point. Islam is just as fractured as any other fucking religion as there are 73 denominations of Islam yet what is meant to be the one true religion of Islam? Yup pick and choose what you like or feel you should believe in and toss out what you don’t like or want to follow. Hold on to your fucking hats if you have them on….it’s called Muslim Extremism as in a literal interpretation of the Quaran and Hadith as Orthodox believe in the literal interpretation of the Torah. Yup ISIS and the Taliban have it right. Others are simply pretenders of the true religion of Islam. If you don’t fucking agree you’re a fucking moron and here’s why! Isis is True Islam!

“Was Islam not behaving like ISIS when Sophronius, the Christian Arab from Bethlehem who was at the time Patriarch of Jerusalem, how in his sermon on the Day of the Epiphany 636 A.D. he bewailed the destruction of the churches and monasteries, how the sacked towns, the fields laid waste, the villages burned down by the Muslim nomads who were overrunning the country then to later invade Jerusalem itself and occupy it under Umar bin Al-Khattab.”

“Have we seen any difference between the Islam of ISIS and the Islam of the Ottomans?

And then we had the conquest of Christian Egypt in 639 A.D., in which the population of the Christian Copts gradually decreased from nine million to 700,000 at the early 1900’s.

And Egypt is an important case-in-point regarding peaceful Islam. It is a fact of history that the Egyptians allowed the Muslims into their country. When the Egyptian populace heard that the Muslims were arriving, they accepted them with open arms, not seeing them as deceiving heretics, but as people who merely believed in the one true God. Their open mindedness would have received the applause of the moderns, but the end result was the consequence of all ultra equality and tolerance: violence. For decades I roamed the world of cowards, politicians, media giants and even conservatives who claimed to believe in the purists of truths to only find out they were riddled with the ignorance that was born out of their inner fears. They too would not dare call the devil “devil”. But I stood and confronted the wizards; these goliaths that carried swords in one hand and that book of fictions they used for shield in the other telling them that their victories with the sword will be until all bow towards their image, but as long as there are a few who choose their scimitar blade over prostrating in submission to tyranny, that victory is for the slain who refuse to bow to their devil.”

Hmmmmm……how in the fuck is Islam a religion of peace?! Perhaps if Islam was called the religion of pieces it would be more believable. Islam is a detriment to the world and murdering close to 144 people, mostly school children is indeed true Islam! Religion of peace my ass, more like Islam the Religion of Hatred!

The Religion of Atheism

If there is something that drives me bat shit crazy are people who refer to Atheism as a religion or in other words the religion of atheism. Let me make one thing perfectly clear you stupid fucks…..atheism is not a fucking religion! In a broad sense atheism is simply the rejection of a belief in deities, for those of you who lack reading comprehension deities equates to gods.

A REJECTION OF BELIEF! As an atheist I do not state that God does not exist. As an atheist I simply do not believe that God exists. In my humble opinion religion is an idiotic way to cope with the cold, hard and cynical world in which we all reside.

Some of us have things much easier than others. An idiot cannot cope with this simple fact. The idiot needs to feel that something much better exists and needs a crutch on which to rely on. The crutch is some magical paradise where one is rewarded for living life according to the rules set forth in whatever fucking religion that person ultimately settles on.

In my opinion being a person of religion in of itself is idiotic as the blind follower will simply accept without question. For example, a child asks a parent why he or she looks the way he or she does. The parent simply replies “Because God made you that way” as opposed to genetics. A child asks “Why do bad things happen to good people?” The parent replies “It is Gods plan for that person” as opposed to “Bad things happen to all people as in your life you will experience more pain than joy, more death than life but it’s those special moments in life that make it all worthwhile.”

The weak minded, as in idiots of this world, cannot deal with the statement “I don’t know” so believing that it’s all according to some sort of supreme being that can read your thoughts, watch you at all times and guide you according to some grand plan brings great comfort. As an atheist I believe the only person who can know my thoughts is me, the only people watching me or those in my presence and when alone no one is watching me as I’m fucking alone and that at the end of the day the only person who is “guiding” me is ME!

Yes folks, I am a living breathing non believer of God or Gods but I am free. I am free from the confines of religion. I am free to question. I am free to say and do (within the confines of law) what I please. I am a good father, a good husband (depends on what day you ask my wife) and I believe that it does not matter what happens when you die but what you have done with your time on this earth that matters. I do not believe in a God or Gods but this does not make me a walking and talking piece of shit.

As an atheist there is nothing more amusing to me than debating a religious person on the ideology of religion. The look of thinking that is sometime obvious on a person’s face and the frustration that turns to anger is comical to me. As such I propose an open challenge. If you believe that I’m wrong and would like to “save me” simply debate me. As I am right most of the time but not right 100% of the time I believe that I will not have many take me up on the challenge. Regardless I look forward to the idiotic attempts.

I’m Fucking Sick of Islam! Why I Hate Islam!!

First of all let me start by stating that “I’m fucking sick of Islam!!” Stating this does not make me a fucking racist. Islam would need to be a race instead of a fucking religion for that to be true and if you don’t understand that you’re a fucking idiot.

Now that the above is out of the way why is it that I’m fucking sick of Islam, the supposed religion of peace? It’s because the word peace and fucking Islam is an oxymoron. To anyone with the most basic level of reading comprehension can arrive at my conclusion. I’m fucking sick of Islam apologists as in some of the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever heard of. Islam is a fucking cancer and at minimum is a sick fucking religion. How can I state that with such conviction? Hmmmmmm let me try to expand…..

The supposed prophet Muhammad (crap be upon him) was a fucking pedophile! What drives me bat shit crazy is the explanation that when considering whether fucking an 8 year old is wrong one must be cognizant of the time period when the prophet Muhammad (puke be upon him) fucked an 8 year old. Sure I live in the US of A and know that fucking an 8 year old is illegal but I have never once in my fucking life ever wanted to fuck a child. Any male that gets a stiffy when looking at a child and feels the urge to fuck that child needs to have his dick cut off and shoved down his own fucking throat. However, this practice of fucking children is still practiced to this very day in the oh so great Islamic controlled countries!

Woman are inferior in Islam! “Duh, no they not KnowItAll!” Don’t believe me huh? Go to You Tube and watch a few fucking videos and get back to me. Better yet why is is that men are rewarded with 72 super fucking hot woman when they get to heaven when a woman gets only one fucking man? Does that sound like gender equality to you? If it does you’re a fucking moron.

If Islam is so fucking great why do Muslim controlled countries suck?! I’m not going to list all the Islam dominant countries as if you disagree do your own fucking research. What the fuck do any of these countries provide that better human existence? What the fuck do these countries contribute in the forms of education, art, literature and human rights? Not a fucking thing other than to pray a bunch of times to a fucking pedophile and stone people to death while having little to no respect to practitioners of other religions.

Is this post hate filled? Absolutely as I am not only fucking sick of Islam I detest the religion of Islam like no other. Why? The fucking prophet Muhammad (may shit be upon him) was a sick fucking person yet in order to be Muslim one must hold this asshole in the same regard as GOD or that person is a non believer.

The purpose of Islam is world domination! “Duh no it not!” Yeah it fucking is. The purpose of Islam is to create one gigantic Islamic state as in sharia through jihad. If that’s a religion of peace than holy fucking shit. All other religions have a basic premise….believe or be punished upon your death with the inability to enter into paradise. Islam is the only fucking religion that states “Fuck that shit. Your ass is going to believe now or we’re going to fucking make you!”

“Well Mr. KnowItAll if Islam is as bad as you state than why is Islam growing so fast.” Well it’s not because it’s a religion of peace. In fact it has to do with many things such as;

1. Immigration from Islam dominant countries to non Islam dominant countries such as the UK and USA. In the UK and USA people are free to practice the religions of their choosing. However, people immigrating from non Islam dominant countries into Muslim dominant countries are, for the most part, prohibited in converting Muslims into other religions.

2. It’s all about the Benjamin’s Baby! – Me oil rich Islamic country give you poor as fuck developing country a shit load of money to help you out. In return you let me build shit load of mosques!

3. Interfaith marriage. Simply put Muslim dude marries Christian chick. Muslim dude is getting shit from Muslim family about marrying Christian chick. Christian chick converts to Islam and Muslim dude converting to Christianity would more often than not result in social consequences from the Muslim dudes family and friends. Oh boy oh boy another Islam conversion.

4. Prisoners converting to Islam!! This is fucking ridiculous but happens quite often in U.S. prison systems. Imagine having an inmate who robbed a bank now converting to Islam where under sharia this asshole would have his fucking hands chopped off. Makes perfect fucking sense.

5. Drum roll, please………FORCED CONVERSION!!!! Forced conversion in sharia based government like Saudi Arabia as in my point of “We’ll fucking make you convert or fucking kill you!”

The growth of Islam has nothing to do with people studying the “religion of peace” and coming to an understanding that it’s actually a religion of peace which is laughable argument that is often used by defenders Islam!!

If Islam truly is the religion of peace it be a valid hypothesis to state that the countries that are Muslim dominant would be the most peaceful but of course this is not the case. In fact, according to the Global Peace Index Muslim dominant countries are the least peaceful. Amusingly Indonesia ranks highest among Islam dominant countries but does not have a sharia based government but rather a democratic republic based government. Islam is not a fucking religion of peace. Calling Islam the religion of peace equates to calling Hitler the person who most loved Jewish people.

Hell, burn the bible and make fun of Jesus but burn a Koran and make fun of the prophet Muhammad (feces and puke be upon him) and you have threats of bombs and murder. Bomb a fucking Christian church or a synagogue in an Sharia based government while preventing worshipers from leaving but start a petition to prevent the construction of a fucking mosque and more threats of violence. Islam the Religion of peace….In what fucking universe!

In ending this post I ask you to picture this planet under Islam and sharia law and honestly state if this is a place where you would want to live. Be honest instead of sending the fucking hate email you are going to send and the stupid fucking comment you’re going to leave in disagreeing with my point of view. However, I fully expect the later as what else should be expected from the followers of Islam?

Why I Hate Religion and Why God is an Asshole!

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GOD IS AN ASSHOLE

7 Reasons Why God is an Asshole!

Yes, I said it, I HATE RELIGION! Why do I hate religion? I hate religion as it separates people from one another based on nothing more than interpretations and beliefs in what equates to nothing more than “fairy tales” in various texts written thousands of years ago.

Religion is brainwashing and as used a device to control those who are intellectually incapable of living with the possibility that we as humans have no factual knowledge of how we became to be and what will happen to us when we cease to exist. Religion is based on fear of the unknown which is why I choose to live my life free from the confines of religion than to take part in Pascal’s Wager.

Yes, I hate religion for the above reasons but for no greater reason than the being called God, who the religious follow so blindly, who is an absolute asshole. You may be religious and feel that God is an asshole but have been afraid to say it out loud. I’m not and can yell to the “heavens” above “GOD IS AN ASSHOLE!!”

Logic and religion cannot coexist as religion in of itself is illogical. Forget for a moment that the Bible is full of contradictions. Forget for a moment that the being referred to as God did not write the Bible. Open your mind, if you are capable and allow me to elaborate on why God is an asshole.

God is an asshole #1 – God is a deadbeat dad! – The supreme being created us all but doesn’t have the decency to show himself or take part in our lives? I don’t know about you but where in the fuck was God when I was at little league. Oh yeah, he was always with me! Know he fucking wasn’t. He left it up to divinely inspired writing of various people to even let me know he existed in the first place.

God is an asshole #2 – God killed his son to pay for the sins of those who were not born yet! Makes perfect sense. Kill off your own kid to pay for wrongs that you created in the first place. Throw a naked man and woman in a garden with an apple tree and tell them not to eat from the damn thing. C’mon….any parent knows as soon as you tell a child not to do something the child is going to want to do it. He set them up to fail and than gets pissed off when they do? ASSHOLE!

God is an asshole #3 – God created evil! He’s the fucking being that created evil yet gets pissed off when people commit evil deeds?! It equates to creating the electric chair for the purpose of killing people but getting pissed off when the electric chair is used to kill people.

God is an asshole #4 – God gave us free will with contingencies! That in of itself is contradictory. We are to believe in him but if we don’t we get punished! Let me put this more simply. We who live in the United States live here with the belief that we are free although we are not free. Being free would allow you to do as you want, when you want and as you see fit. However, we must live within the confines of laws that prevent us from doing certain acts we want to do, when we want to do them and how we can do them. Confines and free are contradictory!!

God is an asshole #5 – God gave us a shitty place to live! Avalanches, blizzards, cyclones, earthquakes, floods, landslides, heat waves, cold waves, drought, tornadoes, volcanic eruptions, etc. and a planet that consists of over 70% of salt water. Fuck, we would all be much better off as some sort of fish being than the beings that we are yet God had to make us in his fucking image? Poor planning is yet another reason why God is an asshole!

God is an asshole #6 – God didn’t create ONE LANGUAGE! I don’t get it. God put us here, makes us worship him or else yet make it difficult to communicate with one another? God is the supreme being yet felt it necessary to allow over 6,000 languages to evolve? It would be much easier to get God’s message across if we human beings were all on the same page.

God is an asshole #7 – God gave us no instructions other than to worship GOD! At minimum this asshole could have given us some sort of clue on things we take for granted in this day and age such as water, fire, shelter and the sort instead of making us figure all this shit out for ourselves. Imagine having been alive 4,000 years ago and getting a rumble in your stomach and not having the luxury of the supermarket. Just drop us off on this shitty place to live with no idea on how to get rid of hunger pains but make sure you place that we believe in you or else. ASSHOLE!

I could continue this post but it’s way too late and I need to go to work tomorrow. At minimum I hope I at least gave you religious folk a few things to ponder as you continue to live your lives based on texts written thousands of years ago by people, not the almighty asshole being referred to as God.

Scientology – Cult, Religion or Simple Stupidity?

How Can Christians, Muslims and Jewish People Get Along?

Yes I know, historically those of the Christian, Muslim and Jewish faiths have not seen eye to eye. Jewish people believe that Jesus is not the son of God. Muslims believe that Jesus was also not the son of God. Christians believe that Muhammad is a false prophet and that the Old Testament went away as soon as Jesus, God.. the son of God… whatever the holy trinity is makes the Jewish faith moot.

What in the world could make millions of people of differing faiths come together? It could be something of historical significance such as a grail. It could be the arrival of a magnificent beings from elsewhere. Let your imaginations run wild. For this man the one thing that could bring everyone together is BACON!!!!

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Yes I know that those of Muslim faith and those of Jewish faith are strictly forbidden from eating the other white meat. However, that has not stopped those from either faith partaking in the eating of shellfish although some thousand year old texts state that they should not. Yes clams, mussels and oysters are delicious. However, the most delicious tasting things on our planet, as far as I’m concerned is BACON!

Those of you who love bacon know exactly what I’m talking about. For those of you who know nothing about what I’m talking about than your life has been missing something….the delicious experience of tasting a perfectly cooked, crispy yet tender piece of bacon melt in your mouth with your breakfast or burger. Seriously, God can unleash tornadoes, hurricanes, cancer, aids and all other types of shit upon us. We must be grateful and not eat shellfish. Everyone eats shellfish yet 2 of the 3 largest religions have millions upon millions of people who have never hade the orgasmic experience that is bacon?

Fuck, bacon would create peace in Israel. Bacon would stop virgins from strapping bombs on themselves and running into malls with the promise of being able to fuck virgins upon death. (You’re dead asshole…no fucking for you but that’s another post.) Bacon quite conceivably could create peace on earth.

Listen, KnowItAll, knows best and he says that if you’re Jewish or Muslim stop what you’re doing right now, run out and buy bacon. You’ll thank me in the long run. God is an asshole but he can’t be that much of an asshole to forbid the eating of the most delicious thing on our planet!!!!!!!!!!

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Why Would The Devil Punish the Wicked?

No one has been able to answer this very simple question for me so I decided to use the power of the internet in an attempt to get an answer to the oh so simply question. Why would the devil punish the wicked?

If you don’t follow the Lord than you will be punished by hell fire and brimstone. But why? The way I see it, if you steal candy from little kids, punch people in the face for no reason, lie, rob and steal why would the Devil want to punish you for those acts. The way I see it, you would become a disciple of the devil as in doing what he would do considering he is supposed to be the definition of evil. Wouldn’t you be considered the Devil’s pal as you are not following God?

Someone please give me a somewhat educated answer to my question. When I mean educated I mean a statement such as “Because the Devil is evil!” is not acceptable as this is the answer I keep getting over and over.

A “Stupid” Question for the Religious!

Life after death is great!
When I die I will be by the creators side!
I will be surrounded by those who I love and who passed before me!
Those who don’t believe will be punished!

WHY IN THE FUCK ARE YOU AFRAID TO DIE?

The Bible Doesn’t Contain Contradictions

Oh no! KnowItAll is writing about the holiest of holy books! Of course I am or I simply wouldn’t be me. One of the many things that drives me nuts is the complete and utter morons who must lake basic reading comprehension to state that the Bible doesn’t contain contradictions. Although I do enjoy writing my blog I do have a life and have absolutely no desire to point out the verses of chapters of the “good book.” I’ll leave that up to you bible thumping angry people who would like to disprove me.

Ready……Set…..Go……

God is satisfied with his works but is dissatisfied with his works.
God dwells in light but dwells in darkness.
God is seen and heard but is invisible and cannot be seen and heard.
God dwells in chosen temples but God dwells not in temples.
God is tired and rests but God is never tired and never rests.
God is all powerful yet is not all powerful.
God is warlike yet God is peaceful.
God accepts human sacrifices but also forbids them.

Thoughts?

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