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Your esteemed blog master and creator of StupidityIsContagious.com. It's hard being right all the time but someone needs to be. "Idiocracy" may very well become a reality. Thankfully I be long gone by then.

Merit Pay for Teachers in New York City

For those of you not familiar with the term merit pay, it’s simply a way for teachers to receive financial incentive for students excelling in their educational studies. So what exactly is the issue? Don’t private and public companies alike provide financial incentives to their employees for a job well done? Providing financial incentives for a job well done works just fine in most cases, but would be a disaster and not fair for teachers in the New York City School system.

So why is it that merit pay does not work and should not be implemented in the New York City school system? First, the City of New York would like to base merit pay solely on the ability of the students to pass the year end city and state exams. Makes sense in that the year end exams are supposed to gauge whether the teacher did his or her job. However, the year end exams are meant to show whether the student is now currently on grade level. So what’s the problem? The city does now want to take into account if the child started on grade level to begin with. For example, if a child beginning 3rd grade is currently reading on a 1st grade level and fails the 3rd grade exam it does not mean the teacher did not do his or her job. Technically the teacher would have needed to reinforce all material of the 1st grade level, get the child to read on a 2nd grade level, reinforce that material and then begin teaching the child 3rd grade material. Yes the student may have failed the year end reading examinations but can also mean that the teacher simply ran out of time.

Second, if a child enters third grade on a 1st grade reading level it does not mean the 1st and 2nd grade teachers failed to do his or her job. Teachers can only teach those who are willing to be taught. If a child doesn’t comes to class, doodles in his or her books and does not complete homework assignments, is that truly the fault of the teacher? Not in my opinion. It’s the fault of the child’s parent(s). If a teacher writes a letter home, makes phone calls to the students home and receives no response from the parent what is the teacher to do? Should the teacher also raise the child and make home visits? A teacher’s job is to teach and a parent’s job is to raise their children. If a parent is not taking an active role in their children’s education and chooses to ignore the teacher then why should the teacher be held accountable for the educational performance of that child?

Third, teachers in higher income areas whose students have actively involved parents will have more students that pass the year end city and state examinations. The teachers in those schools will receive merit pay while the teachers in lower income areas that have little to no parental involvement will not. This will lead to teachers trying to transfer from their schools to “higher performing” schools. Of course, most teachers would not be able to transfer and will continue their careers working twice as hard while continuing to receive less pay. Technically if you are working twice as hard as someone shouldn’t you be compensated more for your work?

I’m in favor for people receiving additional compensation for a job well done but there is currently no effective way for merit pay to be given to teachers of New York City. There are too many variables that need to be taken into consideration and accounted for that is separate and independent of test scores and raw data. Until the City of New York can effectively gauge and grade each student’s parent on their involvement or non involvement in the education of their child merit pay will never work.

Obamacare – It’s About Time

Obamacare is here and I can’t believe the gloom and doom being reported in the papers, news and on blogs all over the internet. Democrats have been threatened, have bricks thrown through their office windows and gas lines cut.

The truth of the matter is Obamacare is not the end of the world. It’s a step in the right direction. The fact of the matter is the United States is the only industrialized nation not to provide health care to it’s citizens. As citizens of the United States of America our tax dollars are used for such things as public housing, education, food stamps, and welfare. Tax dollars are used to assist those who are less fortunate who are in need of the basic necessities of food, shelter and clothing. So what is the fuss over providing Americans with the necessity of health care?

There are countless people who have gone from being in good financial shape to financial ruin simply because they became ill. Those who were in good financial shape ho had health insurance that became ill and lost everything. I 100% agree with President Obama that no person in the United States of America should go broke because they became sick.

Insurance companies drop coverage on those who were paying their premiums only to drop the person from coverage because of illness. If you became sick and dropped from coverage you would not be able to obtain coverage from another carrier as you would have a pre-existing condition. Health insurance companies profited to the tune of $22 billion dollars last year.

Is it morally right to profit from the health and sickness of people? I don’t think so. Requiring insurance companies to spend 80% of the money they receive in premiums be used for the actual payment of medical expenses is something that I’m also in 100% agreement with.
Social Security and Medicare was supposed to bankrupt the country and mark the beginning of socialism.

Obamacare is something that should have been done long ago. However, even with Obamacare the United States will still remain as the only industrialized country that does not provide health care to it’s citizens.

I Hate the New York Yankees!

Do you hate the New York Yankees? I hate the New York Yankees as well! Yeah they’re able to win because they have the highest payroll in baseball. They buy championships and it’s easy to win when you can spend as much as you want. I hate the New York Yankees.

In reality I love the New York Yankees. I was a New York Yankees fan when they weren’t good and you could buy a box seat on game day. If you actually hate the New York Yankees because of the reasons in my opening paragraph, well stupidity is contagious. Hate them because they kick the crap out of your team every time they play. Don’t hate the Yankees because they choose to operate the team within the rules of Major League baseball.

Do the Yankees spend a ton of money every year? Of course, but the New York Yankees also generate the most revenue. In business this is called being smart. Baseball is a business and it’s only fair that the team that makes the most revenue spends the most on their team. They also spend the most in revenue sharing. Don’t hate the New York Yankees because the owner of your teams puts the money into his pocket instead of investing in his team. Can you imagine McDonalds giving money to Burger King because McDonalds makes the most money?

The New York Yankees don’t buy championships! No Yankees hater had a problem with the Yankees spending the most money when they weren’t winning the World Series. So they win in 2009 and now it’s back to the stupid reason of buying championships? I guess it was OK when they had the highest payroll and missed out on winning it all in 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 & 2008!

Yes I know you hate the New York Yankees but I just love watching a good old fashion Derek Jeter fist pump as the Yankees hoist another World Series trophy. With this being the case, keep hating the New York Yankees.

New York Soda Tax!

Once again New York State is proposing a New York soda tax, courtesy of the genius Governor Paterson and backed by Mayor Bloomberg. Of course the tax is meant to fight obesity.  A New York soda tax to fight obesity? Yes a New York soda tax! So how does New York State try to plug a looming $9 billion dollar deficit? “We can make a New York state soda tax and disguise it as a fight against obesity.”

So what is the proposed New York soda tax? The proposed New York soda tax is a tax of $.01 per each ounce of soda. The estimated tax revenue to the state would be approximately $1 billion dollars. This is a bullshit tax and there is no way that it should pass! To the anti soda people of the world, if you don’t like it don’t drink it. Why in the hell should I have to pay an extra $.12 cents for a can of soda? I’m not obese and I’m sure that soda consumption is not the main cause for obesity to begin with.

I guess New Yorkers should pass on the soda and drink bottled water. Oh yeah, New York recently began charging a $.05 cent deposit for recycling to combat littering. Of course the real reason for the $.05 deposit was to yet again increase revenue. Okay screw the bottled water just drink from the tap. Sure, but that will cost you as well.

So the answer for the incompetent handling of New York’s money is to pass a New York soda tax? If it passes the state just has to figure out how to increase revenue by another $8 billion dollars. So here are a few new ideas for the geniuses in Albany that can be disguised as a fight against obesity;

1. New York tax on hamburgers! – That’s right! Do you love a thick, fat juicy hamburger with everything? Not a problem, you only have to pay an extra $.02 per hamburger purchased at a fast food joint. Think of the possibilities, you could tax french fries as well.

2. New York tax on chips! Love a bag of chips from time to time? Keep eating them as it will only cost you an extra $.02 per ounce of chips.

3. New York tax on hot dogs! Do you like a nice dirty water dog from time to time? Just pay a tax of $.02 on hot dogs.

The New York soda tax has nothing to do with fighting obesity. It’s nothing more than a poorly disguised tax to increase revenue! I hope this does not actually become law. It will just create an opening to begin taxing everything and anything that can be “traced” to obesity.  Here’s an idea for Albany, you can start by cutting your salaries! MORONS!

Legalize Sports Betting!

Betting on horse races is legal. State run lotteries are legal. Betting on sports in the U.S. of A. is of course illegal unless you live in Sin City. So if I want to legally place a wager on a sporting event it has to be done in Las Vegas and in person as wagering over the internet is not allowed either. Of course you are allowed to wager on a horse race on line. WTF!

The great state of Deleware legalized sports gambling and planned on becoming the Vegas of the North East. Of course the U.S. Supreme Court shot it down. The NFL, NHL, MLB and NCAA fought hard to make sure that it did not become reality. The simple fact of the matter is that sports gambling is here in the U.S.A. and is not going to go anywhere. Instead of taxing it and creating jobs the U.S.A. simply lets millions of dollars in potential tax revenue escape to local book makers and offshore gambling sites.

Gambling on sports is alive and well in the U.K. Want to place a wager on a soccer game and throw a pint down your throat, it’s not a problem. So why does the U.S.A refuse to allow the legalization of sports gambling? STUPIDITY!

Gambling ruins lives! – So do cigarettes and alcohol but both are legal.
There is now way to prevent minors from gambling! Follow the U.K. dumb asses.
The Pro Leagues will fight it! – Cut them into the action. The Super Bowl, March Madness and World Series are all huge wagering days. I’m sure the leagues don’t want to make more money.

History has shown that prohibition simply does not work. People are going to do it regardless of whether it’s legal or illegal. The U.S.A. needs to stop fighting it and make it a reality. Tax it, create jobs and give the people what they want. Legalize sports gambling so I can “legally” lay $50 bucks on the Yankees while drinking a pint of Sam at my local sports book.

Lebron James Signs with the Knicks!

Lebron James Signs with the Knicks?
Lebron James Signs with the Knicks?

As a die hard and life long fan of the New York Knicks there is nothing I would like more than for Lebron James to sign with the Knicks this summer. I can see the back page of the Daily News now…. “The King of New York Has Arrived.”

Unfortunately, the likelihood of King James signing with the Knick is slim to none.  Sure the fan side of me says “It’s New York; he will be the man if he wins it all in New York.” The reasonable side of me says “It’s not going to happen.”

So why wouldn’t Bron Bron sign a deal with the Knicks………

 

1. He’s from Ohio – I don’t buy into the media crap that states he’s not from Cleveland so it won’t factor into his decision. WTF!

 

2. The McMansion – Lebron paid a ton of money and spent 5 years building a palace in Akron that he’s not going to live in? Seems to me the guy is getting settled for good.

 

3. Hated in your home state  – Lebron is Ohio. I don’t think for a minute that he won’t think about what it would be like to come “home” in another uniform.

 

4. The Cavs are trying to win – Mo Williams, SHAQ and now Jamison. Seems to me that the Cavs are trying their best to get the players Lebron needs to win a championship. 
 
The Knicks have a ton of cap space and the ability to get some great players next season and the season after that. It saddens me to know that Lebron won’t be one of them but it won’t stop the media from going nuts until he resigns with the Cavs.  The back page in the summer of 2010 will read “Lebron Stays with the Cavs.”

Dear Loser Who Is My Parent!

Hello Loser Parent

Dear Loser,

“Dear Loser,
 
Why did you have me? You spend no time with me, never read me a bedtime story or ever talk to me. I’m a freaking baby!”
 
“I need someone to love me, play with me and to make sure that when I grow up I can have a better life than you did.  I’m not the one who told you to spread your legs or not wear a condom! I didn’t ask to be born, but here I am so step up loser.”
 
“Stop blaming everyone for your life! I’m a baby and it’s not my fault you have a Good Enough Diploma A.K.A. G.E.D., work at a fast food joint, have enough money to smoke weed but not for my diapers or that we live where you we do.  I’m your responsibility whether I like it or not.” 
 
“I’m here so deal with it so and do this for me. Put the drugs down! Get a student loan and go to college at night while you work to support me. Get a degree and get a good paying job! Raise me the way you weren’t so I can become something more than you are. Teach me what you did wrong so I don’t make the same mistakes you did.”

 

“Until you step up and do things right you will always be a loser in my eyes. If you care for me do what I ask. If you don’t then do the right thing and give me to someone who wants me before children’s services comes and gets me.”

 

Sincerely,

 

The Baby of a Loser

Johnny Damon is an Idiot!

Johhny Damon as a Detroit Tiger

Johnny Damon is an Idiot!

Calling Johhny Damon an idiot isn’t really saying much as you should know that Johhny Damon referred to himself as an idiot for quite some time. However, what makes me call Damon an idiot is the fact the he is no longer playing baseball for the New York Yankees.

It’s no secret the Yankees had a major decision to make when it came to bringing back Johnny Damon. The obvious is that both Damon and the Yankees were far better off being together than apart. A lefty hitter with power to right field in the home of the short porch who is adept on dealing with the media scrutiny that comes with playing for the Yankees.

 

Unfortunately at the end of the day it all came down to money. Damon didn’t want to take a pay cut from the $13 million a year he was being paid whereas the Yankees did not want to continue to pay that price for an aging player. Yes the Yankees were playing Damon $13 million a year but that was when Damon was a 32 year old starting center fielder with a weak arm. Damon is now a 36 year aging left fielder with an even weaker arm than before.
The Yankees offered him 2 years at $7 million per year for two years, a more than reasonable offer.  Damon declined and went on to sign a 1 year deal at $8 million with the Detroit Tigers.  Damon could have been playing for another ring knowing that he was guaranteed a second year.
 
Johnny Damon you’re an idiot! You cost yourself a guaranteed $6 million dollars a year becuase you let your agent talk you into thinking you were worth more. You’ve made over $100 million as a professional and instead of playing to defend a world championship and possibly watch Mr. Yankee himself, Derek Jeter get his 3,000 hits you can rot in Detroit. IDIOT!!!