Kobe Bryant Gay Slur – “Fucking Faggot!”

Kobe said what? How dare he?!
Let me state for the record that I have no issue with what people do in their bedrooms. It affects me in no way and quite honestly; don’t quite understand what the big deal is. Kobe Bryant got pissed off for getting a technical foul and called referee Bennie Adams a fucking faggot. Naturally, the gay community and the Human Rights Campaign are up in arms over the comment.

The guy was pissed and said something out of anger. The word he chose to use at that time was the word faggot. Would everyone be so up in arms if he called Adams an asshole, jerk or dumb ass? Nope, it would have been brushed aside as something he shouldn’t have said but happens all the time in sports. The sportscasters would have said something like “Kobe with some choice words for the ref.”

Instead we have organizations like the Human Rights Campaign Human Rights Campaign who state “”Hopefully Mr. Bryant will recognize that as a person with such fame and influence, the use of such language not only offends millions of LGBT [lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender] people around the world, but also perpetuates a culture of discrimination and hate that all of us, most notably Mr. Bryant, should be working to eradicate.”

We also have organizations like GLAAD who state “The NBA has sent a clear message to sports fans everywhere that anti-gay slurs have no place in the game. When such a prolific cultural institution like the NBA speaks out against hateful words, we are reminded that fair-minded Americans are siding with equality for all. This decision will serve as an important precedent that will help ensure a safer, more inclusive environment for fans and players everywhere, and we look forward to continuing our dialogue with the NBA.”GLAAD

First, just because Kobe used the word faggot doesn’t mean that he doesn’t like homosexuals. Second, Kobe should be working to eradicate people’s feeling towards homosexuals? Really! I guess Kobe should be wearing a GLAAD logo on his uniform? They guy was fined $100,000! Third, he apologized but of course, the apology is not good enough;

“What I said last night should not be taken literally. My actions were out of frustration during the heat of the game, period. The words expressed do NOT reflect my feelings towards the gay and lesbian communities and were NOT meant to offend anyone.”

Former NBA player John Amaechi; “I suppose that’s the typical I apologize if you’re offended type of comment. I doubt very much when he said that that he thought Bennie was a pile of sticks. There’s only one contemporary meaning for that.”

Fucking awesome! Doogie and Barney RULE!
Contemporary meaning? Yeah it’s called homosexual! You know sexual attraction and behavior between members of the same sex. Yeah I know faggot is more like “Ewww, you like sticking your dick into another guy’s ass.” but is it any different than calling someone a homo? I don’t see it.

Instead of the gay community and organizations taking offense to the term, embrace it. If someone called me a homo/faggot (It’s happened.) I wouldn’t/don’t get offended. Why? I’m not gay. If I was gay and someone called me a faggot I would say “Yeah I am….what’s your point.”
Gay community, get a grip on reality and get over it. Condemning Kobe will not change anything. Neither will making him a poster child for the “cause.”

Ban SpongeBob SquarePants!!

Is he really just cute and harmless? NO!
As a concerned parent I feel an obligation to start a grass roots movement to ban Sponge Bob Square Pants from the world. The millions of adults and children who love this show are led to believe that the show is nothing other than innocent entertainment. They will tell you that the show is nothing more than a loveable kid sponge that has a big heart, loves his friends and family and enjoys jelly fishing and playing with his next door neighbor and best friend. He loves his job and his pet. However, I am not fooled and will expose Sponge Bob for what it really is. It’s a show that is far from innocent and is ingraining social ills and behavior into the brains of our innocent children. So what is Sponge Bob really teaching our children?

It’s okay for children to live alone!

Sponge Bob lives in a pineapple under the sea. He’s a kid yet lives alone with no parental supervision! It’s obvious that this is teaching our children that it’s okay to live alone and it’s only a matter of time before your child attempts to leave the nest.

School is not important!

Sponge Bob does not attend any sort of formal schooling and it’s obvious that he is not being home schooled as he lives alone with no parental supervision. In fact the only schooling that he attends is boating school. Sponge Bob is teaching our children that getting a driver license is more important than education.

Incorrect spelling is acceptable!

Just look at the “correct” spelling. SpongeBob SquarePants. Acceptable titles are A Sponge Named Bob Who Wears Square Pants, Sponge Bob Square Pants or Bob Square Pants. Additionally the name of the most popular restaurant in Bikini Bottom is named the Krusty Krab. The correct name should be The Crusty Crab. I’m amazed that a lawsuit has not been brought forth as of this blog posting.
Krusty Krab? How about Crusty Crab?

Be called or named after what you are and what your wear!
He’s a sponge named Bob that wears square pants so it’s logical that his name is SpongeBob SquarePants? There have been reports of children referring to other children as Asian Brian Nike Shoes, Black Mike FUBU Pants and others that I am too distraught over to post here. Although these reports have been virtually nonexistent we all know that it’s only a matter of time before this becomes an epidemic. How would you like to go to work and be referred to as White John Docker Pants? I fear that this may soon become a reality.

Child labor and low wages are acceptable!

Sponge Bob is obviously a kid yet works long hours sweating over a hot grill with no overtime pay. Even worse there has been an occasion where he was forced to work for over 24 hours straight. Would you like for your child to drip out of school to become a fry cook? This may very well happen should this program continue to be aired.

Derogatory name calling should be tolerated!

SpongeBob has a coworker named Squidward who often refers to him as Sponge Boob. When this derogatory name is used SpongeBob has no reaction. Not once has SpongeBob said “Please do not refer to me by that name.” This is teaching our children that being called a derogatory name is to not only be tolerated but is acceptable. Also, since he simply ignores the name calling and doesn’t speak to any adults about it, this is showing our children that when he or she is called a derogatory name there is no reason to speak to an adult.

Eat unhealthy!
Ice Cream!Burger!Candy!
SpongeBob’s diet consists of hamburgers, French fries, ice cream and candy. He has never been observed eating fruits, vegetables or anything healthy for that matter. It’s no wonder why my child only wants to eat at fast food restaurants and ice cream parlors. If your child has not begun to display these eating tendencies, believe me, it’s right around the corner and an absolute nightmare to deal with.

The above is simply a few of the many things that SpongeBob SquarePants is teaching our children but I feel poses the most concern. You now know SpongeBob truly is and what it’s teaching our children but to summarize please see the below points.

1. Move out before you’re ready.
2. Judge and call people based on what they wear.
3. Do not attend school.
4. Spelling and education is not important.
5. Eat unhealthy.
6. Ignore derogatory name calling, accept it and speak to no one about it.

I implore you to join my grass roots movement by signing my online petition located at http://www.petitiononline.com/bsbspsic/petition.html.Once I have enough signatures I will forward my online petition to the U.S. Congress in hope of introducing the SpongeBob Square Pants is a Detriment to Our Children Bill.

Together we can Ban SpongeBob SquarePants!!

Fast Food Toy Ban Bill

Leroy Comrie is all about healthy eating!Once again McDonald’s is the target of dumb ass politicians who would like to blame the famous franchise for childhood obesity. The Fast Food Toy Ban Bill would ban any restaurant from including a toy as part of a meal that contains over 500 calories. San Francisco has banned restaurants from including toys in their meals unless the meal contains less than 600 calories and if less than 35% of the calories come from fat. You have to be fucking kidding me! It's All McDonald's Fault!!!!!!!!

So let me get this straight…. kids are turning into obese pudgy bastards because restaurants include toys with meals that have high calories. Oh yeah and these bans need to be placed because the toys make the kids want to eat at those restaurants. And ahhhh, we need governments help to fight the epidemic.

Give me a fucking break. What douche bags like City councilman Leroy Comrie fails to realize is that kids have parents. These parents can easily take their kids to McDonald’s and replace French fries with apple slices and a soda with juice or milk. In fact, these parents don’t have to take their kids to McDonald’s or any other fast food restaurant for that matter. Dicks like Leroy Comrie should stand up and tell parents not to send their kids to school in the morning with a soda and bag of chips for breakfast.

What really has me agitated is that Comrie is a fat fuck to begin with. He likes to say he’s the poster child for obese eating habits but the problem is that he’s not a child he’s a grown man. I’ve never seen a 5 year old cash his check, jump in his car, drive to McDonalds and go to the counter and ask for a fucking Happy Meal.

What makes me laugh is that Comrie has the support of 6 other council members who have vowed to join the fight. So hey Leroy, check out the below;

1. When kids say they want to go to McDonald’s or any other fast food restaurant, parents can say NO!

2. Soda and chips are not breakfast. Replace soda with orange juice and chips with a toasted bagel or toast. Perhaps a few public service announcements can help spread the word.

3. McDonald’s allows fries to be replaced with apple slices and soda with milk or juice. You should know this as you look like you eat at least 10 Happy Meals per day. Educate you fellow council members.

4. When kids ask for soda parents can say “No but you can have some apple juice.”

5. Yeah fast food restaurants target children. Was it the Happy Meal that gave it away or was it Ronald McDonald or Grimace that gave it away?

6. Candy is not nutritious. Spend tax payer dollars and get the word out to the media. Parents need to know.
What pisses me off is that once again we have politicians making excuses for dead beat parents. Politicians like Comrie refuse to call a spade a spade. Rather they choose to make excuses for people by passing the buck. It’s no secret that McDonald’s includes toys in their meals because they’ll sell more meals. It’s called capitalism!!!!

NEWSFLASH……children are the responsibility of those who bring them into the world. When a TV program has questionable language, politicians and save us from ourselves groups try to get it thrown off the air when the reality is called don’t allow your kids to watch the program. When a video game contains violence the reality is called don’t let your kids play the fucking game. When a child struggles in school it’s 100% the teacher fault even though the kid was never taught how to spell his or her name or was read a book at bedtime. The reality is called raise your children.
So to Leroy Comrie and other politicians who may be looking for the next great cause, here’s a couple of ideas as to how you can continue to destroy freedom in this country;

1. Candy should no longer be sold in stores! My kid asks for candy whenever we patron a corner store or grocery chain. Candy is bad for kids so please create the America Against Candy Bill. The Act will require all candy to be purchased over the internet and you must be at least 18 years of age to purchase.

2. No more toy commercials! There are way too many toy commercials on television. My kid is at the age where he wants every toy he sees on television. I’m going broke, falling behind on my mortgage and my house is starting to look like a toy store. I beg that the Toy Commercial is Destroying Homes Bill be introduced. The key feature of the bill would require toy manufactures to cease and desist from airing commercials and that all solicitations for the purchase of toys are to be done solely via registered mail to the head of household.