STOP WITH THE SPAM!!!!!!!!!!

Stop trying to spam my blog!!!!!!! You retards should know that I have a spam filter and approve comments. It’s aggravating as hell to log in and have to delete 25+ comments per day, especially when I love actual SPAM!
I know that……

1. Taking pills doesn’t make your dick bigger.
2. You can’t make $5,000 a day blogging.
3. There are no horny hot chicks waiting to chat live.

I do know that……

1. You’re wasting your fucking time.
2. You’re not making any money.
3. You’re pissing me off.

If you want to spam my blog at least be clever. I’ll approve a spam comment from time to time because I’m really not that bad of a guy but you must be a cross between Corky and Sloth if you think I’m going to give you back links for no good fucking reason. ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!

Cracked PS3 Disc!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does your crack look like this?

I’ve been playing Need for Speed Hot Pursuit like a crack head, racking up over 600 wins in a little over 3 months. On Saturday afternoon I fire up my PS3 and insert the disc but nothing is happening. I’m thinking that it may be the system so I grab another title, throw it in and it loads up without a problem. WTF!!

Upon closer examination, I noticed a tiny crack in the disc. I’ve never, ever had a disc crack. I did a quick internet search to find that this happens quite often due to the disc holder. So now I really want to play and am pissed off that I can’t so I go to Game Stop to see if they’ll help me out. I spend a ton of money there and surely they’ll help me out. WRONG! “Dude, you broke it. Want to buy another one?” “Do you a used copy?” “Nah, no one trades these in but you can get a new one for $59.99.”

Ok, it is what it is so I start calling around to try to find a used copy but have no luck. Out of desperation I find my way over to EA and get a support guy on online chat. Long story short I had to send the game in with $20 for a replacement. I sent it off yesterday and am interested to see how EA takes care of me. They’re already on my shit list with the NBA Elite crap they pulled so if the screw me on this I’ll be done with EA for good and will move onto Test Drive 2 Unlimited. Of course, I was going to do this anyway but February 8th is a long way away for a gamer junkie.

If you came upon this post looking for help on how to repair a cracked PS3 game your shit out of luck as there is now way to fix it. Contact the publisher and they may be able to help you out.

This Message Should Be Played at Every School in the Country!

Listen to This!!

“Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent – Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work – Press 2

To complain about what we do – Press 3

To swear at staff members – Press 4

To ask why you didn’t get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you – Press 5

If you want us to raise your child – Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone – Press 7

To request another teacher, for the third time this year – Press 8

To complain about bus transportation – Press 9

To complain about school lunches – Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it’s not the teachers’ fault for your child’s lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it. ”

Well said……..

My Response to Joe in Texas on FoodInsurance.com

I’m getting so tired when doing what I would hope to be responsible research concerning the subject of such importance of running into intellectual idiots, almost all of the liberal bent concerning reviews of this type of product.

So I’m an idiot. I was expecting a response of mental midget, retard or something to that effect but I can live with intellectual idiot. On the other hand I’m the intellectual idiot yet you’re the one trying to conduct “reasonable research” on the internet. New flash, you’re going to get biased reviews or a super positive review as the site/blog owner is an affiliate. Hey Mr. Superior Intellect, I’m not a liberal. Click on a link before you make such obvious errors.

Why don’t you just keep your mouth shut and pray to God you never need any survival gear, and that you don’t have to watch people around you die because they were as stupid as you are trying to espouse others to become.

Technically my mouth is shut. What you happened to come across is a blog where the word are not spoken but rather written. Since I didn’t “say” anything it’s quite easy to “keep my mouth shut” As an aside, praying to God will be addressed in future postings. I live in a pretty congested area so unfortunately I have no place to store over 2,000 gourmet meals or 158 gallons of water. Then again, 158 gallons of water should be easy to come by in a disaster.

Having been through disasters in Third World nations, I can speak from experience which you have obviously never went through. None of the catastrophes we could imagine would ever be perfect is far as the ability to maintain our food supply. Yet have you ever watched someone starve to death or eat wood or leather over a prolonged period of time, I have – so you need to speak about something for which you have first-hand knowledge and not an intellectual proclivity to expound upon things far above your pay grade.

I don’t concern myself with things beyond my control. Hey why attack my pay grade? I guess someone of your superior intellect can deduce my earnings based upon free blogging software. Then again, I do pay for web hosting so I must be a man of means. So your experiences in Third World Nations makes you want to purchase food insurance? Fantastic, spend your money and sleep better at night. Why do I need first hand knowledge of starvation and catastrophes in Third World Nations in order to arrive at a logical conclusion?

As someone that is looking to purchase long-term food storage, rather than attempting to condemn those that are doing so, I go at this subject legitimately – whereas you display a lack of integrity because you’re not interested in the subject matter, only the intellectual stimulation of feeling superior to others is the obvious pursuit that you are so invested in.

So I show a lack of integrity because I feel food insurance is idiotic. If you want to purchase it, feel free. Better yet, let me join their affiliate program so I can write a positive review so I can appease you superior intellect. I write this blog for fun not for intellectual stimulation. You feel a show a lack of integrity because I wrote something negative whereas you wanted to read something positive to make you feel better about possibly spending thousands of dollars on something that is not needed. Then again, 2012 is coming up!

So again please, look for another subject wear you can feel that you have displayed your wit as well as your superior intelligence, and if you were ever so unfortunate to be in the disaster, pray that your stupid hick neighbor would’ve purchased one of these programs, and be loving and kind enough to share it with you – because if the situation is reversed you have displayed that you would not have the integrity nor the humanity to do either. If you notice any typos please be aware that I’m utilizing voice recognition and don’t even want to waste my time to proof read this because an idiot such as yourself needs excuses to condemn the massager, especially if they’ve never really of value weighted are understand the message itself.

My aren’t we touchy Mr. Superior Intellect? You must have a nice pay grade to afford fancy voice recognition software to respond to blog postings. Where did I ever mention a “hick”? Oh, can it be that only “hicks” actually takes this crap into consideration? Living in Texas must be getting to you. You sure like to make assumptions such as I would let someone starve to death if I had the means to control the situation. (Maybe if it were entertaining) As far as disasters are concerned I lived through 9/11 and was still able to get a dirty water dog. So Joe, I have two words for you! Hint it starts with an S and ends with a T! I 100% understand selling fear and you’re obviously buying.

In all seriousness, we clearly have someone who either spent thousands of dollars on food insurance nonsense or is about to spend it. He decided to do an internet search in order to conduct reasonable research. Reasonable research? “Oh boy, I think this is great. I need to read positive reviews in order to appease my superior intellect. WTF!!? Who the hell does this guy think he is? He wrote something I don’t agree with so I’ll use my voice recognition software (Yeah right, learn to spell) in order to show my superior intellect.”

It’s times such as these I wish I had no morals. I could have easily joined their affiliate program and this schmuk would have made me a few hundred dollars. Anyway, let’s all thank Joe from Texas for the entertainment. I’m personally hoping he responds as I emailed him a link to this post. It may take a while though as he’s probably building a bunker to store his food insurance reserves.

Ah crap, I think I might have to join the affiliate program afterall. I just realized I have well over 2,000 unique visitor reads on the food insurance post! I wonder how much money I just cost myself?

Joe in Texas

Many people take exception to what I write in this blog. However, most the hate communication comes through the contact form on this blog and the writers 100% of the time have used fake email addresses to vent their frustrations. I have always kept these communications private.
However, today I received my first scathing response to a posting that was not through the contact form. I was so excited at this event that I decided to dedicate an entirely new category on StupidityisContagious.com. This will be entertaining for me but should be entertaining for you as well. I would like everyone to thank Joe in Texas for this new category and hope to post our back and forth. In the future all hate email/responses that I deem worthy will be posted here but Joe from Texas will be enshrined here for all time unless;

1. A catastrophic event happens where I do not survive and can no longer post.
2. A catastrophic event happens where the internet cannot be accessed.
3. A catastrophic event happens and I did not have food insurance.
4. I no longer decide to pay for hosting services.